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Trading Papa Bert...

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2014, 02:52:48 PM »
Only if you are dead set on drinking Cosmos at the games...
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 03:17:07 PM »
Only if you are dead set on drinking Cosmos at the games...

I thought only hookers drank those things.

You know bourbon is just around the corner.  The real question will be if Snags can get coke to get a powdered version to mix with?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 03:20:45 PM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 03:28:26 PM »
I thought only hookers drank those things.

You know bourbon is just around the corner.  The real question will be if Snags can get coke to get a powdered version to mix with?

Already checking on it.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 03:36:44 PM »
I thought only hookers drank those things.

You know bourbon is just around the corner.  The real question will be if Snags can get coke to get a powdered version to mix with?

This may go well with his protein shakes.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 03:48:32 PM »
This may go well with his protein shakes.

Frosty-cold, nutritious protein shakes.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 04:10:22 PM »
This is a bad idea...
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 04:25:15 PM »
This is a bad idea...

Instant roofie powder a bad idea?
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 09:35:21 AM »
This isn't good for business.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 09:41:24 AM »
This isn't good for business.
I don't see this lasting long. And the company is going to regret paying off the gov't officials that it took to get it this far only to see the product taken off the shelves. But, if it somehow makes it, buy the stock.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2014, 05:14:30 PM »
If it somehow makes it to the shelf, there will be a lot of teenagers snorting the powder instead of mixing it with water.
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2014, 09:47:06 PM »
This isn't good for business.

This isn't good for anything
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Re: Trading Papa Bert...
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2014, 11:13:55 PM »
As to the thread title...

You shut your dirty, whore mouth.
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