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Saniflush

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To have and to hold, till Bahr do us part.
« on: April 21, 2014, 09:47:08 AM »
http://extramustard.si.com/2014/04/20/marriage-proposals-alabamas-a-day/







Let's be honest, as bad as the first two were this one really has so many more memories that they will be able to look back on.
The barefoot folks with tattoos.
The person dressed like an elephant.
These are the times memories are made of motherfuckers.

« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 09:58:42 AM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To have and to hold, till Bahr do us part.
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2014, 09:49:06 AM »
This made me want to cry. These men must really be in love to go to this kind of expense on tickets and everything.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 09:55:03 AM »
I thought Sabbin was their current god?  Isn't that considered blasphemy proposing in front of tha bahr?
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 10:53:55 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 21, 2014, 09:55:03 AM
I thought Sabbin was their current god?  Isn't that considered blasphemy proposing in front of tha bahr?

They were in front of Lord Saybinz.  He's just blocked out by the guy kneeling down.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 10:58:59 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2014, 10:53:55 AM
They were in front of Lord Saybinz.  He's just blocked out by the guy kneeling down.

I thought he was busy presiding over this one? 


Seems like they would have gotten him a stool or something.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 11:04:31 AM »
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Re: To have and to hold, till Bahr do us part.
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 11:10:51 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 21, 2014, 09:55:03 AM
I thought Sabbin was their current god?  Isn't that considered blasphemy proposing in front of tha bahr?

Bahr is their God.
Sayben is their Jesus.
Dennis Franchione  is their Joseph Smith.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 11:17:36 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 11:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 09:47:08 AM
http://extramustard.si.com/2014/04/20/marriage-proposals-alabamas-a-day/




Usually the dude that is kneeling has his head turned 90 degrees to the right in that pose.
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2014, 11:21:30 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2014, 12:47:48 PM »
We had a marriage proposal on campus during our spring game weekend.



There is a clear difference in, not only the setting, but the actual people involved in said proposals as well.
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2014, 12:50:32 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 21, 2014, 12:47:48 PM
We had a marriage proposal on campus during our spring game weekend.



There is a clear difference in, not only the setting, but the actual people involved in said proposals as well.

You must be mistaken sir.  He obviously said "Rahl Tahd!" as he threw up his fist.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To have and to hold, till Bahr do us part.
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2014, 12:57:20 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on April 21, 2014, 12:47:48 PM
We had a marriage proposal on campus during our spring game weekend.



There is a clear difference in, not only the setting, but the actual people involved in said proposals as well.

He looked pretty relieved...

She must have said no...
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 01:26:29 PM »
I'm sure Chizik would approve.
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2014, 07:47:23 PM »
I can just here their wedding vows now.

I, Jethro, do promise to pay just enough to Keep the double wide from getting repo'd.

I, Mary Joe Bobby Sue, do promise to not call the law when gettin' beat after a Tahd loss.
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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »
I hate my fanbase.
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2014, 07:59:05 AM »
Quote from: RWS on April 21, 2014, 11:41:12 PM
I hate my fanbase.


So does the rest of the nation.
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2014, 03:15:54 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2014, 04:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 22, 2014, 03:15:54 PM
Full. Of. Win.

http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/49456109/I-proposed-at-BDS-this-past-weekend.aspx

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She's fine. I actually received an email from a friend about the pic being posted here. I'm sure it's been on other forums, but I use this one and I was pretty outraged to hear it had made it here. You never know who is taking pics when things like this happen. The kid in the elephant suit is the son of my fiance's sister. I wish y'all would leave him alone. This all has been a nightmare for us and it wasn't suppose to be like this.

You do something unbelievably stupid, in public, among 60k of your fellow unwashed bretheren, and take a picture of it, with a kid dressed up like an aroused elephant in the background... AND YOU ARE UPSET THAT PEOPLE NOTICED AND ARE MOCKING YOU FOR IT????

 :facepalm:

That's gonna be my new go to catch phrase... COMPLETE WITH TYPO

IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!
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