AU Shuts It Down

[Snaggletiger]

Got a text this morning with a picture a student took of what some fine individual wrote on a bathroom wall at Haley Center.  No, it wasn't looking for a stiff cock and a good time.  It basically said on April 16th, he would unleash a rampage of biblical proportions across this tiny campus. From what I've read, this was written a few weeks ago and the police were notified, so they've been aware.  One of my buddies has a daughter up there and he said they cancelled classes today.

It may be credible but more than likely not.  But you have to take this stuff very serious in today's environment.  People seem to think the solution to their problems or the way to get notoriety is to take a gun and blow as many innocent people away as they can.  I'll never understand that but that's the world we live in.   

[Buzz Killington]

Is Updyke still in jail?

[Snaggletiger]

Is Updyke still in jail?

After viewing all those "Isolated incidents" and the number of turds headed to jail, I imagine he's just got too much Bama in him.

[Saniflush]

They may attack the liberal arts buildings but I bet they will stay away from the ag buildings.

#CountryBoyCanSurvive

[Godfather]

They may attack the liberal arts buildings but I bet they will stay away from the ag buildings.

#CountryBoyCanSurvive

That was when we were there, now they are all unwashed hippies like nook.

[dallaswareagle]

Is Updyke still in jail?

If the spelling was correct you can rule out any turd fan.

[Tiger Wench]

I would check and see which courses in Haley Center had a major test today.  There's your suspect pool...

[Snaggletiger]

I would check and see which courses in Haley Center had a major test today.  There's your suspect pool...

Class, your 25 page term paper is due on April 16th.  Nothing short of a terrorist attack will excuse you from turning them in.

[Godfather]

Class, your 25 page term paper is due on April 16th.  Nothing short of a terrorist attack will excuse you from turning them in.

Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.

[Saniflush]

Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.

Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound?

[Godfather]

Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound?

Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.

[Saniflush]

Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.

It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture.