Happy Birthday to our official geezer

Tiger Wench · « **on:** April 10, 2014, 10:22:24 AM »

It's oldautiger's birthday today. Better speak up when you say something, cuz he's deaf as a post.

Happy day, darlin'.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:26:42 AM »

Happy happy to a true, Bama hatin', Auburn man.

CCTAU · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:27:33 AM »

HEY! HEY!

I'M NOT ON YOUR DAMN LAWN!

Happy birthday!

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2014, 10:27:44 AM »

Happy birthday sir.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:10:41 AM »

AWK · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:05:40 PM »

Happy Birthday. Don't listen to these guys, you are old as shit.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:37:48 PM »

Happy Birfday. You aren't really that old. Compared to some of the biblical figures or mountain ranges, you are a whipper snapper young fellow!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »

You so old, your social security number is 1.

You so old, when you were in school there was no history class.

You so old, your memory is in black and white.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2014, 02:27:15 PM »

Happy Birthday old man. It's probably not that bad, look on the bright side, you may be old but you probably have more hair on your head than Sanggletiger does. Hint: If you have one, you have more than him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2014, 03:38:22 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 10, 2014, 02:27:15 PM

Happy Birthday old man. It's probably not that bad, look on the bright side, you may be old but you probably have more hair on your head than Sanggletiger does. Hint: If you have one, you have more than him.

Listen up, bitch. I will cut you. Oh yes I will.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2014, 04:27:18 PM »

What was it like getting to see Moses coming down from that mountain?

Happy Birthday and War Damn Eagle!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2014, 04:47:33 PM »

He's so old, he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

He's so old, he was a crossing guard when Moses parted the Red Sea.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2014, 05:08:07 PM »

He's so old he remembers when Sangs had both balls.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2014, 05:11:10 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 10, 2014, 05:08:07 PM

He's so old he remembers when Sangs had both balls.

The punch line loses so much if the delivery just isn't there.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2014, 07:34:53 PM »

Happy birthday, Pops!

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2014, 11:30:09 PM »

And such...happy birthday!

The Six · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2014, 12:30:30 AM »

Happy Birthday

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2014, 08:04:34 AM »

Quote from: TheSix on April 11, 2014, 12:30:30 AM

Happy Birthday

His birthday was yesterday. You forgot it, again. I'm not sure that you care anymore.

oldautiger · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2014, 04:30:57 PM »

Thanks guys and gal, that helped make my day. Of course, when I don't read my name in the obits, that's great start. (I think Mark Twain said that).
After I aroused from my afternoon nap and inserted both hearing aids (so I can hear), so I had a great time, then I had to go to bed...........I wish.

Thanks again guys War Damn Eagle

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2014, 04:32:36 PM »

Quote from: oldautiger on April 11, 2014, 04:30:57 PM

Thanks guys and gal, that helped make my day. Of course, when I don't read my name in the obits, that's great start. (I think Mark Twain said that).
After I aroused from my afternoon nap and inserted both hearing aids (so I can hear), so I had a great time, then I had to go to bed...........I wish.
Thanks again guys War Damn Eagle

If you don't mind, could you click the Like button on my above posts?