I've racked my brain trying to figure out who in the hell would give one third of a turd on a Popsicle stick about this story. Other than Bret musher burgers viagra salesman and a couple thousand hillbillies in dying Alabama towns, there can't be more than a handful of people in the world who care in the least what these overhyped hacks say or do. I know al.com breathlessly reports every time either of them break wind but beyond that pandering rag is there anybody who gives the first flip?