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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2014, 01:19:35 PM »
No real change is coming any time soon.  Obviously, this will go through every appeal process possible and who knows, it may wind up failing altogether.  But if it does come to pass and sweep through college athletics...that will be the end of college athletics.  Not just as we know it.  The end! 

I've heard several "experts" this morning just like the one Wiregrass Tiger quoted, proclaiming victory because college football is a multi-bwadrillion $$$ sport.  But this is not just about football.  Title 9 makes this about the women's softball team.  The men's golf team.  The tennis teams....swimming...any sport that gives scholarships.  We hear about all the revenue that college football produces and yes, it's staggering.  But are these so-called experts naïve enough to think all this money stays in a separate bank account, earmarked solely for the football program?  How do they think the lady's softball team travels to College Station for a series.  Lodging, food, travel expense, equipment etc.  How does the swim team spend a week in Athens Georgia for the SEC Championships?  (Or wherever they're held)  How does the track team make it to Fayetteville for a meet?  It's not on the revenue any of them generate. 

Title 9 says everyone will get equal treatment.  The basketball team will have just as much right to be a part of the union as the football team.  What is Bruce Pearl going to say when a union rep calls him up and says, "You know, we're not too keen on these 5:45 a.m. practices.  We're thinking nothing before 10:00 a.m."  It doesn't matter who generates the most revenue.  They all get equal treatment. 

Bringing up taxes again.  If every student athlete on scholarship is eventually considered an employee under the law, then some or all of the benefits will become taxable.  If a 4 year scholly is worth $100K at a particular school, who pays the $25-30K in taxes over that period.  Am I off base in saying that at least half of the guys on football and basketball scholarships at AU, UA, Arky, Texas, FSU and on and on and on would never be able to afford to be there if it weren't for their athletic ability?  Now, start telling mama and daddy they've got to fork over thousands each year because junior thinks he should be paid.  No son, you're coming home.

I know...tl;dr...but this crap seems so short sighted and not thought through, it blows my mind.
This is by far the most only insightful thing that you've ever said. The taxes make the most sense. Let's see how the fica is handled in those payroll taxes. I think it's  about 3/4 of taxpayers pay more in payroll taxes than they do in income taxes. It would hurt a whole lot more in this situation, when not nearly as much cash is involved and it's more of a barter.

"Mamma, I need $5,700.00 in April for the tax man."

"You gonna need to bring yo ass on home, son."
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2014, 03:41:13 PM »
To add to what Snaggle said not just taxes but what about health insurance, are they considered full time employees, and thus entitled to health care and other state benefits like pensions.
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2014, 03:50:22 PM »
To add to what Snaggle said not just taxes but what about health insurance, are they considered full time employees, and thus entitled to health care and other state benefits like pensions.

Good point, especially on the health insurance.  I believe if they are deemed to be employees, any "work related injury" would come under worker's comp coverage.  Probably the same way as an injury to a Professor or maintenance guy would be handled.  Honestly, I don't have a problem extending health insurance benefits of some kind to the athletes.  I can imagine a lot of the parents can't afford Obama Care for the kid and if he rips a knee up, how do you pay for it?  Can any of you miscreants that have played shed some light on how bad injuries are handled and who foots the bill?
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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2014, 04:11:34 PM »
Billboards outside of JHS, "Injured making a tackle or pulling on a sweep? Call the one who cares. I'll get yo money. YOU are entitled to workers compensation benefits."
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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2014, 04:14:01 PM »
Billboards outside of JHS, "Injured making a tackle or pulling on a sweep? Call the one who cares. I'll get yo money. YOU are entitled to workers compensation benefits."

Your missed tackles are our missed tackles.
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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2014, 04:24:09 PM »
Screw you people.  We're here to help the real victims. Those who have suffered long and are downtrodden.  Here's the footage we'll be using for our next commercial.


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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2014, 04:27:58 PM »
I still have pain and suffering issues from 2012, no shit.
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2014, 05:04:27 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2014, 05:10:08 PM »
I still have pain and suffering issues from 2012, no shit.

I was so depressed that year that I couldn't jerk off.  I want compensation for my loss of consortium.
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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2014, 05:20:14 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2014, 05:22:12 PM »
To which I just lost. Damn quote function!  Jumbo, sign me up for another class.  How can I fix that quote?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2014, 05:22:54 PM »
I still have pain and suffering issues from 2012, no shit.

I was so depressed that year that I couldn't jerk off.  I want compensation for my loss of consortium.


Shit, I spent more time with my wife on Saturday cause it was less painful.
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« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2014, 05:23:20 PM »
To which I just lost. Damn quote function!  Jumbo, sign me up for another class.  How can I fix that quote?



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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2014, 05:26:21 PM »
Oh snap.  That just happened....to me.   :thumsup:
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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2014, 05:26:41 PM »
I was so depressed that year that I couldn't jerk off.  I want compensation for my loss of consortium.
I still got my circle jerks in. But it wasn't the same.
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« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2014, 05:45:07 PM »
I still got my circle jerks in. But it wasn't the same.

You had to eat the cookie?
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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2014, 10:36:29 PM »
Okay fuck this. Here's the deal. ALL students(or athletes) allowed to get agent. Said agent pays scholarship monies stipends cars sluts who gives a shit. All risk on agent. Money from agents given back to athletic department. Again all money spent by agent is non-refundable no matter future production. I win!
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2014, 08:24:38 AM »
C'mon Swain!
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