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« on: March 17, 2014, 02:40:21 PM »
a kid asks his dad one day:

Kid:  Dad, do you know who Michael Oher is?

Dad:  Yeah son, he's a black guy who now plays tight end for the Tennessee Titans

Kid:  Offensive line.

Dad:  Okay, he's an African American guy who plays tight end for the Titans.


 :rimshot:  Thanks, I'll be here all week.

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2014, 02:45:01 PM »
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2014, 02:49:36 PM »
I must admit, I've enjoyed this past week around here very much.
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2014, 03:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 17, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.

It was Royal Caribbean and don't be an butthole.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2014, 03:01:57 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 17, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
I must admit, I've enjoyed this past week around here very much.

You're being an butthole too.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2014, 03:17:18 PM »
I enjoyed that joke when I heard it on Modern Family three years ago. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2014, 03:41:53 PM »
The joke is telling it, not the actual punch line.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2014, 08:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 17, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
Folks have jumped over the side for less.
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2014, 08:30:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 17, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw that years ago
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2014, 08:23:45 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on March 17, 2014, 08:30:01 PM
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw in that years ago


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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2014, 10:25:18 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 18, 2014, 08:23:45 AM
Quote from: DnATL on March 17, 2014, 08:30:01 PM
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw in that years ago
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Man, what's wrong with you?  His daughter dances on that boat
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 08:19:41 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on March 18, 2014, 10:25:18 PM
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Man, what's wrong with you?  His daughter dances on that boat


Father/daughter routine.
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 10:23:37 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 19, 2014, 08:19:41 AM

Father/daughter routine.
The Aristocrats!
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