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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2014, 12:54:06 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 06, 2014, 11:54:41 AM
I got a scholarship offer to a Jr College on golf (Marion JR college??????) this was along the same time that female body parts were becoming a very important part of my life. My golf game suffered but my hole in ones increased.  :gig:

Glad you finally got your boobies.

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2014, 02:06:50 PM »
 
Quote from: Saniflush on March 06, 2014, 12:54:06 PM
Glad you finally got your boobies.

Helen, we've got an owl out here!
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2014, 02:08:28 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 06, 2014, 02:06:50 PM

Helen, we've got an owl out here!

He's wearing check pants and a striped shirt.  What?  No, he's not retarded.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2014, 02:17:44 PM »
You guys are such kidders. You know had I had women parts I would of never even left the house.  :tits: :boobies:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2014, 02:19:30 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 06, 2014, 02:17:44 PM
You guys are such kidders. You know had I had women parts I would of never even left the house.  :tits: :boobies:

I love me.

No I don't.  I'm just saying that.

Yes I do.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #45 on: March 06, 2014, 03:02:14 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 06, 2014, 11:54:41 AM
I got a scholarship offer to a Jr College on golf (Marion JR college??????) this was along the same time that female body parts were becoming a very important part of my life. My golf game suffered but my hole in ones increased.  :gig:

Where and what the hell is that?
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #46 on: March 06, 2014, 03:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2014, 02:19:30 PM
I love me.

No I don't.  I'm just saying that.

Yes I do.


I love me too, I don't call it a belly button, I call it a puddle catcher.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #47 on: March 06, 2014, 03:05:46 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 06, 2014, 03:02:14 PM
Where and what the hell is that?


I think at one time it was outside of Montgomery. I prolly have the name wrong of the school but it was a JR college close to Opelika back in the  day.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #48 on: March 06, 2014, 03:09:16 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 06, 2014, 03:05:46 PM

I think at one time it was outside of Montgomery. I prolly have the name wrong of the school but it was a JR college close to Opelika back in the  day.

Marion Institute. 
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #49 on: March 06, 2014, 03:09:33 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on March 06, 2014, 09:09:42 AM
Congratulations. You are now the official "Jim From Tuscaloosa" of this board.  :facepalm:
The who of the board?
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #50 on: March 06, 2014, 03:26:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2014, 03:09:16 PM
Marion Institute.


That's prolly more along the lines of who would offer me a scholarship.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2014, 03:33:30 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2014, 03:09:16 PM
Marion Institute.

They had a military high school attached to the college that we used to play in football.  Most of the kids were there because their parents thought it was better option than juvie.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2014, 03:41:23 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 06, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
They had a military high school attached to the college that we used to play in football.  Most of the kids were there because their parents thought it was better option than juvie.

Are you guys talking about Marion Military Institute in Marion, Alabama. Near Judson College (GTG)?
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2014, 03:54:24 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 06, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
They had a military high school attached to the college that we used to play in football.  Most of the kids were there because their parents thought it was better option than juvie.


Maybe the college side offered cause at that point in my life the military was not in my future, although I am sure my parents had a vision of sending me there. Had just got back from my senior trip (cruise to the Bahamas) and because of unapproved activities on the ship I got a letter from the Capt threating to leave me in the Bahamas. 
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2014, 04:15:08 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 06, 2014, 03:41:23 PM
Are you guys talking about Marion Military Institute in Marion, Alabama. Near Judson College (GTG)?

 :facepalm:

MMI.  Sigh.  See thread about Marvin Gaye and music and such... 

What is GTG?
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2014, 04:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 06, 2014, 04:15:08 PM
:facepalm:

MMI.  Sigh.  See thread about Marvin Gaye and music and such... 

What is GTG?

Go Team Go

Giggity Titties Giggity
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2014, 05:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 06, 2014, 04:15:08 PM
:facepalm:

MMI.  Sigh.  See thread about Marvin Gaye and music and such... 

What is GTG?
Gigantic Throat Goiter. I think maybe they section off a wing to segregate these girls at Judson.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2014, 05:29:47 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 06, 2014, 05:08:27 PM
Gigantic Throat Goiter. I think maybe they section off a wing to segregate these girls at Judson.

It's called the stables.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2014, 05:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
He's wearing check pants and a striped shirt.  What?  No, he's not retarded.
Women's underpants!...
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2014, 06:03:44 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 06, 2014, 03:54:24 PM

Maybe the college side offered cause at that point in my life the military was not in my future, although I am sure my parents had a vision of sending me there. Had just got back from my senior trip (cruise to the Bahamas) and because of unapproved activities on the ship I got a letter from the Capt threating to leave me in the Bahamas.

It was military kind of like the kids in Major Payne were military.
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