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While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:36:48 PM »
This time next week, I will be sunning my nuttz (Yes, I'm taking them with me) on the deck of Royal Caribbean, somewhere between San Juan and Barbados.  5 island tour starting in Barbados, then to St. Lucia, Antigua, St. Marteen and winding up in St. Croix.  Drink package purchased and only 30 more pounds to lose off my fat ass before then.  Have to make room for all that steak and lobstah. 

I'll really miss you guys. 


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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 01:41:15 PM »
Hope this doesn't happen to you.   :haha: :haha: :haha:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/26/travel/cruise-ship-illness/index.html


 A 10-day Royal Caribbean cruise ship will return two days early after an outbreak of gastrointestinal illness, the cruise line said Sunday.

According to Bernadette Burden, a spokeswoman with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, more than 600 people on the ship have become ill. Passengers and crew members reported vomiting and diarrhea.

"New reports of illness have decreased day-over-day, and many guests are again up and about. Nevertheless, the disruptions caused by the early wave of illness means that we were unable to deliver the vacation our guests were expecting," the cruise line said in a statement.
 
   
Cruise passengers fall ill
 
"After consultation between our medical team and representatives of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, we think the right thing to do is to bring our guests home early, and use the extra time to sanitize the ship even more thoroughly," the company said.

Explorer of the Seas left January 21 from Cape Liberty, New Jersey, and it has been in the Caribbean.

After returning to its home port on Wednesday, the cruise line said it would perform a "thorough 'barrier' sanitization program on the entire ship to make certain that any remaining traces of the illness are eliminated."

The cause of the illness was not immediately clear, though symptoms are consistent with norovirus, the cruise line said.

Noroviruses spread easily and are a common cause of gastroenteritis, which produces vomiting and diarrhea.

According to Burden, the CDC spokeswoman, 577 of the 3,050 passengers and 49 of 1,165 crew members reported being ill.

Joseph Angelillo was one such person. He said he thought, at first, he just had food poisoning.

"I started with upset stomach and vomiting, and that lasted all night and into the morning," he told CNN by phone Sunday.

He said some entertainers were sick and shows had to be canceled.

"If I can get off (the ship), I will," Angelillo said.


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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 01:42:54 PM »
I'm taking Pepto with me.
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 02:59:26 PM »
Normally, I would be envious of someone taking a trip such as yours during the doldrums of winter; however, with an increase of ship grounding, pirating, fire, KISS party cruises, banana boats, suicide and teh shittzor outbreaks...I say good luck on that voyage.

I would leave the KY @ home and take the sanitizer instead.

 
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 03:06:50 PM »
Normally, I would be envious of someone taking a trip such as yours during the doldrums of winter; however, with an increase of ship grounding, pirating, fire, KISS party cruises, banana boats, suicide and teh shittzor outbreaks...I say good luck on that voyage.

I would leave the KY @ home and take the sanitizer instead.

 


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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2014, 04:38:40 PM »


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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2014, 04:53:36 PM »
Oh shit Snaggle gonna DIE!
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2014, 04:59:27 PM »
Oh shit Snaggle gonna DIE!

Some day, of course.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2014, 05:46:03 PM »
Have a gay old time.
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2014, 08:19:20 PM »
This time next week, I will be sunning my nuttz (Yes, I'm taking them with me) on the deck of Royal Caribbean, somewhere between San Juan and Barbados.  5 island tour starting in Barbados, then to St. Lucia, Antigua, St. Marteen and winding up in St. Croix.  Drink package purchased and only 30 more pounds to lose off my fat ass before then.  Have to make room for all that steak and lobstah. 

I'll really miss you guys. 


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Don't worry about losing that 30 right now. With the recent history of sickness on cruise liners, you'll shit them off pretty fast.
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2014, 08:54:53 PM »
Don't worry about losing that 30 right now. With the recent history of sickness on cruise liners, you'll shit them off pretty fast.

So, for once Snag will have his nuts but Royal Caribbean will have all 5 feet of his intestine. Not what I call a fair trade considering his nuts do nothing for him.
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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2014, 09:21:56 PM »
So...is baby girl dancing on this cruise?  Cuz you know the class wants pics.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 09:26:12 AM »
So...is baby girl dancing on this cruise?  Cuz you know the class wants pics.

She do be.  They installed new poles this year. 
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2014, 10:25:51 AM »
While this may not end up like the Edmund Fitzgerald, I thinks it ends poorly. I'm talking CNN bad. Maybe a two week quarantine in the Port of Pascagoula and they have to drop off cases of toilet paper and buckets cuz the septic is backed up.

Worst case of widespread diarrhea and vomiting in cruise ship history type of trip. Too many people on here foresee it. So, even though the front of the boat may stay on, this should be fun to watch. Bon Voyage, bitch.
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2014, 10:31:03 AM »
So...is baby girl dancing on this cruise?  Cuz you know the class wants pics.
I didn't see any mention of woman in his description.

Anchors away boys!!!!

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Re: While You Beeshes Are Being Far Less Fabulous Than Me...
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 10:44:49 AM »
I didn't see any mention of woman in his description.

Anchors away boys!!!!



That is a caring individual right there.
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2014, 11:07:39 AM »
My abs are starting to come together.  You just don't know how hard I've been working on them. Endless hours of Shaun T and Hip Hop Abs.
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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2014, 11:09:40 AM »
My abs are starting to come together.  You just don't know how hard I've been working on them. Endless hours of Shaun T and Hip Hop Abs.
That camel toe is looking pretty good too.
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2014, 11:19:00 AM »
I didn't see any mention of woman in his description.

Anchors away boys!!!!




Dude on the right has a App waiting for you in his pocket.
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