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Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« on: February 28, 2014, 09:18:46 AM »
Caught this on Reddit:



A beautiful family, but full of red heads.  Imagine the fiery rage of hell that goes through that house during that time of the month?  Oh and they're all beautiful and he's absolutely out of his league as bizarro-Al Borland, so there's no telling how many times a day he has to fend off guys trying to pluck one of his pack away from him.
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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 10:08:17 AM »
That is one souless of a home.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 10:13:22 AM »
Means nothing unless you can prove that the drapes match the carpet.
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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 10:17:07 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 28, 2014, 10:08:17 AM
That is one souless of a home.
It is full of women..........oh wait because they are gingers.
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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 12:00:02 PM »
Dayum.  Just dayum.
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 01:29:19 PM »
He must have made a pact with the devil.
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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 04:22:57 PM »
You know nothing Jon Snow
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Re: Luckiest Yet Most Unfortunate Man in the World
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2014, 12:23:36 PM »
I've found, at least with my wife anyway, that the less space taken up by a soul = more free space for hotness. 


And roofies.
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