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1994 Jeep Wrangler
« on: February 25, 2014, 08:07:51 AM »
Yes I know they ride like shit, blah blah blah.


One has almost fell into my lap yesterday. 
Wouldn't be a primary vehicle.
Anyone who has owned own opine.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2014, 08:11:17 AM »
Yes I know they ride like shoot, blah blah blah.


One has almost fell into my lap yesterday. 
Wouldn't be a primary vehicle.
Anyone who has owned own opine.



If it fell on your lap it probably would have hurt you very badly.

What was it even doing suspended over your lap in the first place? Did you misunderstand the phrase "taking it up the tailpipe?"
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2014, 08:17:08 AM »
If it fell on your lap it probably would have hurt you very badly.

What was it even doing suspended over your lap in the first place? Did you misunderstand the phrase "taking it up the tailpipe?"

We was dancin' and I got horney.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2014, 09:01:43 AM »
"Practically fell in your lap?"  ...oh, I see...you were turning a trick and the John didn't have cash.  I always knew your rusty trombones were a little pricey, but damn.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2014, 09:09:54 AM »
Does it have A/C?

If you get that under 4K, you are doing good.
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2014, 09:28:17 AM »
Does it have A/C?

If you get that under 4K, you are doing good.

Gonna go look at it but supposedly it runs well. 

Guy who owns it has the big C and is looking to unload it for $2500.00 straight cash homie, and i think I can get him down another 500-750.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2014, 09:28:54 AM »
Yes I know they ride like shoot, blah blah blah.


One has almost fell into my lap yesterday. 
Wouldn't be a primary vehicle.
Anyone who has owned own opine.



If it has the 4.0 straight 6 and AC get it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2014, 09:31:36 AM »
Yes I know they ride like shit, blah blah blah.


One has almost fell into my lap yesterday. 
Wouldn't be a primary vehicle.
Anyone who has owned own opine.



Is it a 4 or 6 banger? 

I have owned Jeeps for the last 18-19 years.  I have never had major mechanical issues or repairs. 

Glad to see it with a hard top/doors. 

It appears the rear "bumpers" are missing as well as the spare.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2014, 10:06:17 AM »
Gonna go look at it but supposedly it runs well. 

Guy who owns it has the big C and is looking to unload it for $2500.00 straight cash homie, and i think I can get him down another 500-750.

If it runs and you can get it home, BUY IT!

That is rock bottom price for a hard top that runs.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2014, 10:23:01 AM »
What these guys all said.


You want to be me.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2014, 10:34:35 AM »
I'd say buy it. Esp if you are trying really hard to look hetero.
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2014, 10:44:55 AM »
Off road keen (a little)
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2014, 10:58:56 AM »
What these guys all said.


You want to be me.

Does being in you count?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2014, 11:00:06 AM »
I'd say buy it. Esp if you are trying really hard to look hetero.

I have to keep the charade up somehow.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2014, 11:40:06 AM »
What these guys all said.


You want to be me.

No, I'm pretty sure he wants to be me. 
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2014, 01:32:04 PM »
No, I'm pretty sure he wants to be me.

No I am pretty sure no one wants to be you.
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2014, 02:31:33 PM »
No I am pretty sure no one wants to be you.

Ponch wants to be him.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2014, 03:19:45 PM »
Guy who owns it has the big C and is looking to unload it for $2500.00 straight cash homie, and i think I can get him down another 500-750.

 
 :jaw: :sad: :facepalm:
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Re: 1994 Jeep Wrangler
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2014, 03:26:59 PM »

 :jaw: :sad: :facepalm:

Well the two are mutually exclusive.  He ain't hurting for cash.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."