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The Drivel Season...

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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2014, 12:15:47 AM »
What we really need is a sickle cell trait substitution rule...
"Evidence regarding injuries caused by the HUNH? Beleima answered with "Death Certificates"...

...So, the HUNH kills people now, according to Brett. Thank goodness sabbin chose him as his running mate or there would've been mass deaths all across the Country.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/20/bret-bielema-cites-players-death-to-support-defensive-sub-rule/
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2014, 12:42:31 AM »
Coach Fatback is really starting to fit in well over in Hawgtown.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2014, 10:48:31 AM »
Morbid obesity causes more deaths than the HUNH.  More than enough studies to prove THAT.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2014, 04:45:29 PM »
Clemons suspends 4 players for violation of team rules...
OT Shaq Anthony
OG David Beasley
DE Corey Crawford
CB Garry Peters

Clemons University...
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2014, 12:29:12 AM »
Four UGA players arrested (adding to the ones arrested last Month), the Clemons vs UGA is going to be interesting.
S Trey Matthews (half of the "Tipped Miracle at Jordan Hare" the other half was cut from the team last month)
DL Jonathan Taylor
DL James DeLoach
WR Uriah LeMay

http://m.onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2014-03-17/uga-players-taylor-deloach-lemay-arrested-charged-theft-deception
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2014, 08:41:47 AM »
Last I heard AU was a little thin at DL and DB. Mark Richt is part of the pipeline into Georgia. Bring 'em on!

All jokes aside, just have to smh at how AL.COM sells this story:


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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2014, 10:40:39 AM »
More like theft by deflection, and Ricardo Lewis was an accessory...
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2014, 02:22:19 PM »
Looks like aTm has finally started playing "big boy ball"...3 more players arrested, to go along with the other 5. aTm just doesn't have the State media to spin away that some of the players hadn't been with the team between the bowl game and spring practice, or whatever.


http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2014/three-texas-am-players-arrested/
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2014, 02:27:53 PM »
Kids these days.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2014, 02:52:13 PM »
Kids these days.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/16/texting-driver-hits-bicyclist-i-dont-care_n_5158966.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592


 
 
Poor Kimberley Davis.

The 21-year-old Australian woman was livid when she slammed into a bicyclist while texting late last year, putting dents in her car. The victim suffered a spinal fracture and would spend the next three months in a hospital, but Davis wasn't having any of it, The Standard reports.

"I just don’t care because I’ve already been through a lot of bullshit and my car is, like, pretty expensive and now I have to fix it," she told a responding officer two days after the Sept. 20 collision. "I’m kind of pissed off that the cyclist has hit the side of my car. I don’t agree that people texting and driving could hit a cyclist. I wasn’t on my phone when I hit the cyclist."

Davis, of Port Fairy, pleaded guilty on Monday to dangerous driving and was fined $4,500. Police say she used her phone behind the wheel 44 times before running down the cyclist. She called emergency responders but parked more than 300 feet away from the victim and refused to offer him help.

Davis couldn't contain her sadness after the loss of her license, and she made her woes known on Facebook:



The photo above appears to show that Davis expects to get her license back in May. She won't -- a judge on Monday suspended her license for another nine months.

The wife of the injured cyclist -- who got spinal surgery and was told he could have been a paraplegic -- said she was deeply disappointed that Davis' license wasn't suspended for longer.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2014, 02:53:49 PM »
Cars are expensive and shit, you know
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2014, 03:10:46 PM »
At least they are punishing these players, unlike Jameis for rape and Michael Sam for sucking the cock.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2014, 03:15:48 PM »
At least they are punishing these players, unlike Jameis for rape and Michael Sam for sucking the cock.

What's wrong with suc....err, rape?
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2014, 03:32:08 PM »
What's wrong with suc....err, rape?

Such a thing a suck rape?
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2014, 03:33:35 PM »
What's wrong with suc....err, rape?
in all fairness, Jameis was never charged. But Michael Sam admitted to sucking cock while an active Mo player and the NCAA is mum. He deserved a stiff one.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2014, 03:49:02 PM »
Michael canna teach you to soaka the cork.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2014, 07:18:28 PM »
He's the best cork soaker in Missouri.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2014, 12:45:15 PM »
As a kid, we rode our bicycles EVERYWHERE. The one thing we learned was to STAY OFF THE DAMN ROAD!

Now I know we must share our roads with cyclists. And that they have right of way also. But if you are a cyclist, remember, DEAD IS DEAD. It matters not if you are right or wrong.

No I do not support this stupid twit.
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Re: The Drivel Season...
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2014, 12:48:40 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'