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Robocop Remake
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:44:16 PM »
Read a non-spoilery review of the new Robocop from Mark Kermode:

"While the remake may not be groundbreaking, at least it appears to have been made by someone who understands what made the original great. For that, we should be thankful."

That's promising in my book.
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Re: Robocop Remake
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2014, 02:04:59 PM »
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2014, 03:48:10 PM »
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Re: Robocop Remake
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2014, 04:27:42 PM »
The original great???
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2014, 04:41:29 PM »
The original great???

You shut your dirty whorish mouth, sir.  First one is one of my all time favorites.  The 2nd and 3rd rank up there with Highlander 2 and Caddyshack 2 as movies that never should have been made.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 04:56:43 PM »
You shut your dirty whorish mouth, sir.  First one is one of my all time favorites.  The 2nd and 3rd rank up there with Highlander 2 and Caddyshack 2 as movies that never should have been made.
Yeah but what do gay Marines know about movies.
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2014, 04:57:16 PM »
You shut your dirty whorish mouth, sir.  First one is one of my all time favorites.  The 2nd and 3rd rank up there with Highlander 2 and Caddyshack 2 as movies that never should have been made.

Well well then. Isn't your movie collection just sad?
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2014, 05:08:08 PM »
Yeah but what do gay Marines know about movies.

Actor who should have been a Marine?  John Wayne

Marine who shouldn't have been an actor?  John Bobbit
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 05:21:53 PM »
Marine who shouldn't have been an actor?  John Bobbit

The penis guy?
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2014, 05:24:17 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2014, 05:25:34 PM »
Yes, sir.
He was an actor?  In what...nevermind...I don't want to know.
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2014, 05:28:56 PM »
He was an actor?  In what...nevermind...I don't want to know.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122561/
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2014, 08:31:12 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 10:39:46 AM »
If it doesn't have a guy getting doused in toxic waste and then run over by a car then it's going to suck.  Same as the Total Recall remake when they took out the hooker with the three boobs, remakes ruin everything.
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Re: Robocop Remake
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2014, 01:01:07 PM »
If it doesn't have a guy getting doused in toxic waste and then run over by a car then it's going to suck.  Same as the Total Recall remake when they took out the hooker with the three boobs, remakes ruin everything.

The three boobs were in the remake...
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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2014, 01:17:33 PM »
If it doesn't have a guy getting doused in toxic waste and then run over by a car then it's going to suck.  Same as the Total Recall remake when they took out the hooker with the three boobs, remakes ruin everything.

The three boobs were in the remake...


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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2014, 03:12:01 PM »
The three boobs were in the remake...

That's what I get for only catching the remake on SciFi.
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