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Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« on: January 16, 2014, 01:41:36 PM »


TL;DL version is that Pruitt was gettin' it on with the ladies down in Tallahassee.  He recently got engaged to a 23 year old (he's 39, NTTAWWT) and her one stipulation was that they had to get out of Tallahassee.  Oh, and supposedly he was doing some chick who worked in the Athletic Department as well.

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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 01:44:39 PM »
He gettin' all Petrino up in here.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 01:51:08 PM »
College ladies love the hair product
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 01:54:33 PM »
Now.....it makes sense.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 02:00:02 PM »
I find it hard to believe that a coach would have relations outside the bonds of marriage. I wonder if his momma knows this.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 02:01:17 PM »
This is a man who...love the night life.  This is a man who...loves the ladies.  This is a man who...hates asparagus.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 02:01:31 PM »
Athens, GA is a target rich environment.

And word on the skreet last year was Chizik really wanted to DC at FSU. I wonder if they give him a call.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 02:03:06 PM »
I find it hard to believe that a coach would have relations outside the bonds of marriage. I wonder if his momma knows this.

What momma don't know....

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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 03:30:42 PM »
What momma don't know....



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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 03:48:50 PM »
Ciao,

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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2014, 03:56:27 PM »
Big city livin', and a voodoo woman named Phyllis
Who's Helen?
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 03:59:38 PM »
Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014, 04:09:04 PM »
Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush

Well, mama was wrong
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2014, 04:15:23 PM »
Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush

If only he'd met a nice girl in Tuscaloosa this wouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2014, 07:10:31 PM »
Well, mama was wrong

Something's wrong with that boy's medulla oblongota
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 07:10:05 AM »
Who's Helen?

-10 for inserting a Ladykillers reference.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 09:48:39 AM »
-10 for inserting a Ladykillers reference.

-100 for not getting the Waterboy reference


"Dear Helen.  Who's Helen?"
"That's me Bobby, your mama."
"Oooohhhh"
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014, 10:10:21 AM »
-100 for not getting the Waterboy reference


"Dear Helen.  Who's Helen?"
"That's me Bobby, your mama."
"Oooohhhh"

DAMN! 

"Who's Helen" is a line that Tarheel and I throw back and forth on a regular basis because of The Ladykillers.

http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2014, 10:19:34 AM »
This thread is eat up with win.  :thumsup:
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Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2014, 01:12:20 PM »
DAMN! 

"Who's Helen" is a line that Tarheel and I throw back and forth on a regular basis because of The Ladykillers.

http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari

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