Who hasn't either tea bagged someone or gotten tea bagged before...it's just boys being boys...
Fo' Real. Me 'n Ogre used to give our friends (and perhaps each other) the "John Holmes wakeup call". You go to your friend who's passed out from the night before, remove your junk from your pants, place it in their face, and shake them relentlessly until they wakeup...and the first thing they see is your smelly package, in all it's glory. Nothing says good morning like some dick in your face.
What's up with this contradiction in this story?
the defendant approached, bent down and exposed his genitals in the victim's face.
But then
The victim managed to free himself and went to a water cooler to rinse out his mouth
We're missing the step that occured between these two.