I want a tee shirt....

[WiregrassTiger]

that is understated, just like me, that simply states 34-28 and the date. Not a "gotta second?" or any of that stuff. Something with a lot of class, like me. Been looking for one and can't find one without a lot of cheesy attempts at humor, which obviously don't fit for my style.

Anybody?

[Buzz Killington]

I want one that simply says Stud Muffin that I can wear out to parties and such...but that's another request for another day.

I'd love to find or design one with simply the words "Never Say Never Again" and the score below it.  Maybe even throw in the picture of Avery Young covering his mouth for arguments sake.

[djsimp]

that is understated, just like me, that simply states 34-28 and the date. Not a "gotta second?" or any of that stuff. Something with a lot of class, like me. Been looking for one and can't find one without a lot of cheesy attempts at humor, which obviously don't fit for my style.

Anybody?

Hibbetts?



Oh wait, you said t-shirt.

[WiregrassTiger]

Hibbetts?



Oh wait, you said t-shirt.

Yes but I would look good in this too.

[AUChizad]

I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A FUCKING DICK BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKING REDNECK PUTRID FUCKS!" like me.

[Buzz Killington]

I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A FUCKING DICK BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKING REDNECK PUTRID FUCKS!" like me.

Simple and to the point.  I like it!

[WiregrassTiger]

I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A fudgeING richard BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU roosterSUCKING fudgeING REDNECK PUTRID fudgeS!" like me.

Again, race has nothing to do with this conversation and I'm pretty sure hell isn't segregated...but you continue to inject color. Otherwise, it's a little wordy but it may sell.

[Snaggletiger]

They don't call him the best colored man in the business for nothing, folks

[Godfather]

I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A fudgeING richard BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU roosterSUCKING fudgeING REDNECK PUTRID fudgeS!" like me.

I kinda like this version better.  profanity filter ftw!

[wesfau2]

They don't call him the best colored man in the business for nothing, folks

As long as no one tries to snatch Uncle Sani's crown as the best collard-man in the business.

[Saniflush]

As long as no one tries to snatch Uncle Sani's crown as the best collard-man in the business.

You wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.

[wesfau2]

You wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.

Then stir the collards.

[Saniflush]

Then stir the collards.

 

[wesfau2]

It'd be like a victory lap...around your sphincter.

[Saniflush]

It'd be like a victory lap...around your sphincter.

Gonna be a big lap.

[AUChizad]

In black hell, they play nothing but vampire weekend and there's nothing to eat but mayonnaise, and you're constantly either bungee jumping or skydiving.

[CCTAU]

In black hell, they play nothing but vampire weekend and there's nothing to eat but mayonnaise, and you're constantly either bungee jumping or skydiving.

And they only serve chocolate ice cream?

[Godfather]

I'm a wish granter...Available now!




http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/

[WiregrassTiger]

I'm a wish granter...Available now!




http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/

This is impressive but it's whence.

[dallaswareagle]

Yes but I would look good in this too.

Duct Tape or you a tucker?