Happy Turkey To The X

[Snaggletiger]

Since I imagine most of us will be spending time with family and friends tomorrow...and not sitting at a keyboard posting on the X....

May you all stuff your pie holes with bird and your afternoon be filled with naps and watching Detroit and Dallas lose again.  Happy Turkey Day to you all.

[War Eagle!!!]

I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...

[Snaggletiger]

I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...

Fo realz.  I've seen some bad shift happen if the oil is too hot.

Typical day of turkey, ham, dressing, turnip greens, sticky rice, giblet gravy......dizzam, I'm getting hungry.

[Godfather]

I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...

I will be smoking a Turkey for the first time.  I have this awesome group I talk to, and one of the guys is a master smoker. Fo shizzzle.

[Buzz Killington]

I will be smoking a Turkey for the first time.  I have this awesome group I talk to, and one of the guys is a master smoker. Fo shizzzle.

I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?

[dallaswareagle]

I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?

Well, he did say first time.

[wesfau2]

Going non-traditional and eschewing the family scene to hit the Big Easy tomorrow for a weekend of shenanigans.

Don't fill up on Turkey, bama fans, save room for that bag of dicks Gus is going to force feed you Saturday.

[GH2001]

Since I imagine most of us will be spending time with family and friends tomorrow...and not sitting at a keyboard posting on the X....

May you all stuff your pie holes with bird and your afternoon be filled with naps and watching Detroit and Dallas lose again.  Happy Turkey Day to you all.

Says the falcons fan

[djsimp]

I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?

Commonly referred to as a Turkey spliff.

[Snaggletiger]

WE shows us how it's done

[Vandy Vol]

In honor of Thanksgiving, British people tried to name the states on a map of the United States.

Ok, so it wasn't really in honor of Thanksgiving, but I have no shits to give.  Just look at it and enjoy.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat

Some of the better ones:

[Snaggletiger]

 

[Buzz Killington]

Walter White somewhere round here... *snickers*

[Godfather]

I know a few Americans that probably wouldn't do much better.

[GH2001]

Fo realz.  I've seen some bad shift happen if the oil is too hot.

Typical day of turkey, ham, dressing, turnip greens, sticky rice, giblet gravy......dizzam, I'm getting hungry.

350. And no more than 400.

Something to do with the vapors burning off and being flammable. A fire Marshall friend of mine was splaining it yesterday.

[dallaswareagle]

And maybe give just a little thought for those who can not be home.

[bottomfeeder]

"Directions say, let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours. How we doing?"