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What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?

What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« on: November 27, 2013, 08:57:41 AM »
There's only one game in the history of the Iron Bowl that I've ever heard Alabama fans concede - the 1989 game.

You never hear the typical excuses.  You don't hear them say that Bama should have won.  And most of them admit that even before the game in 1989, despite Bama having a top ranking, that they had zero chance to win.

And then Auburn won and both Auburn and Alabama fans look back on that crowd and atmosphere and claim that it was one of the loudest, craziest in history. 

I found out last night that I'm going to the game.  Besides drinking lots of water and alcohol and having lots of throat lozenges on hand, what else do I need to prepare for to ensure that Alabama comes in to the craziest fucking atmosphere they could ever imagine?
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 09:03:19 AM »
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2013, 09:04:48 AM »
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Listen to him....he's premed.
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2013, 09:07:01 AM »
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I'm such a novice...I had no idea the sippin seat existed.  All those years I thought the orange cushions in the stadium were just for bony buttocks. 
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 09:38:45 AM »
Listen to him....he's premed.

I thought he was pre-law
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 10:01:47 AM »
Suck on some hard cheddar cheese to coat the throat and take 10mg Lortabs to lessen the pain. Or, you could avoid all of that and give me your ticket.
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2013, 10:19:01 AM »
Suck on some hard cheddar cheese to coat the throat and take 10mg Lortabs to lessen the pain. Or, you could avoid all of that and give me your ticket.

Is that what they're calling it now?
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2013, 10:25:04 AM »
Suck on some hard cheddar cheese to coat the throat and take 10mg Lortabs to lessen the pain. Or, you could avoid all of that and give me your ticket.

Suddenly, there was a long, awkward silence on the X.
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2013, 10:29:37 AM »
Suck on some hard cheddar cheese to coat the throat

You sure that's not fromunda cheese?
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2013, 10:48:15 AM »
You sure that's not fromunda cheese?

Fromunda DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTS!
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2013, 10:59:37 AM »



  Besides drinking lots of water and alcohol


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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2013, 11:07:37 AM »
Fromunda DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTS!

So, what you're saying is you let bfeeder slob on your nob?
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2013, 11:28:59 AM »
Suddenly, there was a long, awkward silence on the X.

First time EVAH
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2013, 11:31:01 AM »
There's only one game in the history of the Iron Bowl that I've ever heard Alabama fans concede - the 1989 game.

You never hear the typical excuses.  You don't hear them say that Bama should have won.  And most of them admit that even before the game in 1989, despite Bama having a top ranking, that they had zero chance to win.

And then Auburn won and both Auburn and Alabama fans look back on that crowd and atmosphere and claim that it was one of the loudest, craziest in history. 

I found out last night that I'm going to the game.  Besides drinking lots of water and alcohol and having lots of throat lozenges on hand, what else do I need to prepare for to ensure that Alabama comes in to the craziest fucking atmosphere they could ever imagine?

Great. See you at the X tailgate party.
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2013, 11:31:37 AM »
Great. See you at the X tailgate party.

It's going to be epic and bananas
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2013, 11:32:46 AM »
It's going to be epic and bananas
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2013, 11:36:26 AM »
I said this shit is bananas
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2013, 08:11:44 PM »
There's only one game in the history of the Iron Bowl that I've ever heard Alabama fans concede - the 1989 game.

You never hear the typical excuses.  You don't hear them say that Bama should have won.  And most of them admit that even before the game in 1989, despite Bama having a top ranking, that they had zero chance to win.

And then Auburn won and both Auburn and Alabama fans look back on that crowd and atmosphere and claim that it was one of the loudest, craziest in history. 

I found out last night that I'm going to the game.  Besides drinking lots of water and alcohol and having lots of throat lozenges on hand, what else do I need to prepare for to ensure that Alabama comes in to the craziest fucking atmosphere they could ever imagine?
Auburn starts out running the fucking ball right at 'em, that's what. Then after we score the crowd gets so fucking revved up you can't hear yourself think, nor can McToo even though they will script the first series. We just need first blood for this thing to get interesting...the crowd due to our defensive fight will take care of the rest.
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Re: What Do We Need to Do to Reach 1989 Levels?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2013, 10:24:27 AM »
Auburn starts out running the fucking ball right at 'em, that's what. Then after we score the crowd gets so fucking revved up you can't hear yourself think, nor can McToo even though they will script the first series. We just need first blood for this thing to get interesting...the crowd due to our defensive fight will take care of the rest.

Chuckles Barkley agrees to some extent.

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"We're going to have to throw the ball," Barkley said. "If Marshall can get us three (passing touchdowns) -- we'll score at least one touchdown on the ground, to be honest with you -- but if we can score three touchdowns in the air we're going to win the game."

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/11/charles_barkley_picks_iron_bow.html
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