Bammer Business Owner Hubris

[AUChizad]

[Townhallsavoy]

What a fucking idiot. 

[AUChizad]

To be fair, that fact that he's a bammer is pure speculation on my part.

Makes me want to buy a 2014 4-Runner there though.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Are we sure he's not an Auburn fan?  I mean the guy does have an orange and blue car at the end.

[Token]

Lynch Toyota of Auburn.

[Townhallsavoy]

Are we sure he's not an Auburn fan?  I mean the guy does have an orange and blue car at the end.

His football allegiance doesn't matter.

He's putting his business in jeopardy for a football game that he really has no control over.  How much money would he be out if 10 people bought cars during that time frame and Auburn shut out Alabama?

But I'm willing to bet more than 10 cars will be sold in that time frame.  I don't really know much about car dealerships, but I'd assume they sell more than that at a big dealership. 

If he really wanted to make a splash with a deal, he'd says, "Anyone who purchases a car during this time frame is eligible for a $25k cash prize if Auburn shuts out Alabama." 

Although, now that I'm thinking about it, I believe there is insurance businesses can purchase to handle the ramifications of crazy games they play with advertising.

[Token]

Are we sure he's not an Auburn fan?  I mean the guy does have an orange and blue car at the end.

And serves the Auburn community.  And gives a hearty War Eagle at the end. 

Yeah, must be a dumbass bammer.

[Saniflush]

He's putting his business in jeopardy for a football game that he really has no control over.  How much money would he be out if 10 people bought cars during that time frame and Auburn shut out Alabama?

Have you seen our fucking defense? 
Alabama scoring points is almost as certain as death and taxes.

[dallaswareagle]

Have you seen our fucking defense? 
Alabama scoring points is almost as certain as death Jake and taxesHolland.

Adjusted it.

[AUChizad]

And serves the Auburn community.  And gives a hearty War Eagle at the end. 

Yeah, must be a dumbass bammer.

Look, we're not interested in your logic.

I didn't get a harumph out of that guy.

[Buzz Killington]

And serves the Auburn community.  And gives a hearty War Eagle at the end. 

Yeah, must be a dumbass bammer.

What an elaborate ruse...

[GH2001]

And serves the Auburn community.  And gives a hearty War Eagle at the end. 

Yeah, must be a dumbass bammer.

Bob Baumhower also owns a business in auburn that has war eagle splattered across the walls.

Might I add the place is awesome.

[Token]

Look, we're not interested in your logic.

I didn't get a harumph out of that guy.

Harumph, harumph.

[Snaggletiger]

Bob Baumhower also owns a business in auburn that has war eagle splattered across the walls.

Might I add the place is awesome.

Have not been.  Isn't that in Tiger Town?

[AUChizad]

Harumph, harumph.

You watch your ass.

[dallaswareagle]

Have not been.  Isn't that in Tiger Town?

Tiger Town in Opelika, correct?

[WiregrassTiger]

Have you seen our fudgeing defense? 
Alabama scoring points is almost as certain as death and taxes.

We have to die?! And pay taxes!!?

[dallaswareagle]

We have to die?! And pay taxes!!?

See Obamacare.  Pages   1212 through 1815

[GH2001]

Have not been.  Isn't that in Tiger Town?

Exit 57 in front of SAMs.

Conecuh pizza, redneck caviar, just all kind of good shit.