Just keeping them warm

[Kaos]

A University of Georgia soccer player has been charged with attempting to steal an order of hash browns by stuffing them down her pants.

Authorities arrested 19-year-old Carli Shultis at the Bulldog Cafe around 8:30 a.m. on February 21, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

The sophomore admitted to shoving $1.06 worth of hash browns inside of her pants to avoid paying for them. She also told police that she had enough money to cover the purchase, so why the hash browns ended up where they did is unclear.

After noticing a food service worker had spotted her, Shultis removed the hash browns and attempted to put them back on the food counter, according to The Red and Black, a UGA student newspaper.

The soccer player -- who in a 2011 interview with University of Georgia Athletics stated that her favorite movie was Law Abiding Citizen -- has been banned from twelve UGA eateries for one year and charged with theft by shoplifting, according to the newspaper.

Shultis was taken to Clarke County Jail and released on $1,500 bail the same morning, The Athens Banner Herald reports.

Ok. So you don't want to marry her. But that would be fun for a night or two.

[DnATL]

So the hashbrowns were smothered then scattered - if they came out covered or chunked, then run away

[bottomfeeder]

I'd hit it for a minute.

[Kaos]

I'd hit it for a minute.

You'd chow on those browns. Just admit it.

[Montezuma58]

And I thought they tasted like fish because they were reusing the cooking oil.

[dallaswareagle]

If she had not left the eating establishment, could she do what she wanted with her food (hash brown in crotch area) and as long as she has not left she could always say she was going to pay for them?

has been banned from twelve UGA eateries for one year and charged with theft by shoplifting.

Should the charge not be theft by crotchlifting? 

[Buzz Killington]

Sooooo...will she be joining the Auburn soccer team in 2015?

[WiregrassTiger]

Hey girl, your puddy tastes like hash browns! Mmmmmm.

[Pell City Tiger]

I'd hit it for a minute.

I'd take a rain check on that. That's how you end up with spud pud.

[DnATL]

She obviously thought it was Cap'n D's, and tried turning those hashbrowns into fish-n-chips