- Fuck ESPN, fuck Matt Millen, and fuck Joe Tessitore, and fuck Bret Bielema and fuck anyone else including Auburn fans who are saying anything about Anthony McSwain's injury. Do you know it was fake? Do you? Do you fucking know?
No you don't know. You don't know shit. He was walking after making a tackle back to the line of scrimmage. Then he fell down. That's all you fucking know. You really think a faked injury to one of our starters when the opposition is on the two fucking yard line with the chance to get back in the game is going to sit out multiple plays? You really think that? Then you're a fucking moron.
Maybe we faked the injury. Maybe we pulled a bitch move. But I don't know. The kid could have walked over and stood thinking, "I'm alright." Then it started hurting real bad and he realized that he was going to be a hindrance to making the stop. So he fell down.
My thought process has as much validity as the fucksticks at ESPN trying to create a controversy over it.
And then the fucktards in the booth decide to go full blown ape retards by throwing out the Pat "Tie" Dye comment. Those goddamn monkeys in the booth saw their opportunity to pile on Auburn and take some shots. I'm sure they'll tie in the horse collar "controversy" with this one. As the Plains Burn. As Auburn Cheats.
Fuck them all.
- I'm proud of Auburn tonight. We won 35-17 playing as if we had better things to do afterwards. We won 35-17 running maybe three or four plays on offense. I guess we threw a few passes to Louis. Threw a few deep balls to Coates. The rest of it? Very, very vanilla playcalling. We knew we could pound the ball for hundreds of yards and score touchdowns. There was no stopping the Auburn running game. Not in Fayetteville.
Defensively, those boys better...well...just keep on keeping on. That wasn't much different than what we've seen all year. Washington State gashed us up the middle and threw the ball well. LSU gashed us up the middle and then controlled the scoreboard until it hit 0:00. Texas A&M hit big play after big play and scored 41 points on us. Ole Miss hit some big plays and came back into it. We went to the wire with Miss State.
Our defense isn't very good. Some glaring holes. Our only hope is to put the opposing offense into a situation where the quarterback has to take a second in the backfield. We can get to him. We can rush the passer.
Stopping the run? The screen pass? The slant? The deep ball? The post route? The sweep? The tight end out and up? The dump to the flat?
Not going to happen.
- Bret Bielema is a moron. Arkansas, I believe, has set themselves back about four or five years depending on when they fire this guy. I think they could fire him after next year honestly. He's terrible. What the hell kind of calls were those? An onside kick? Multiple halfback passes? Reverses?
It's not that those calls are terrible in themselves. You can call those. They can be big time game changers. It was just when and how often he called them. It was bonehead game managing.
Arkansas could have not only competed, they could have won. Their offense was having their way with us. It was going perfectly. That's exactly what you do to Auburn. You keep the ball away from Auburn's offense. You run the ball up the middle. And you keep on running the ball.
Arkansas has two stud running backs. They could have been fresh all game. Sure,the quarterbacks sucked and made some bad turnovers, but they could have been in it. Arkansas could have made some noise.
And it was the head coach who set them back. That's not good going forward.
- We can't beat Georgia if Gurley is healthy. He's a beast. An all-timer. He'll make Collins/Williams look pedestrian. He'll gash us worst than Jeremy Hill.
Can we keep up with them? I think maybe for a while. Sooner or later, Nick Marshall's tiny hands will hurt us. Sooner of later, those DBs will get burned. Let's hope the home crowd gives us a huge advantage.
- 8-1. WOW. 8-1. Really can't be upset about anything that happens from here on out. We really should beat Tennessee. 9-1? I mean, 9-1? I'm not sure how recruiting is going, but if it's going well, we could be staring at a really great run of Auburn football.
- Back to the "fake injury," I'm not saying it's wrong to question it. It's fine if you want to believe it was a fake injury. I'm just pissed at ESPN and their incessant nagging of Auburn football. We beat A&M? Let's put the horse collar no call on every show and insinuate that the dirty play is what prevented Manziel from having his Heisman moment. And you know, the long list of bullshit ESPN has thrown at Auburn over the past few years. Like Cam Newton, the HBO four, the spice story, the bitch I-can't-remember-her-name-Selena-something reporting.
- Is it me, or should Auburn be one of the stories of the year? We're a major powerhouse football program. The most undefeated seasons of any SEC team since the addition of the SECCG. Three Heisman winners in our history including the legendary Bo Jackson. Two national titles including a recent BCS crystal. A pretty much even overall record against Alabama since the Bear died.
We've been down. Since 2008, outside of 2010, Auburn has been very out of character. Suddenly after one year, we have a coach bringing Auburn back to the top ten and the national spotlight. Just seems like we're an afterthought. Seems like everyone is saying, "Yeah Auburn's having a nice turnaround season, but that November 30th beatdown is looming."
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