BJ's? After marriage? Happy Happy fricker.
Happy birthday. Kinda selfish of you to be born on Halloween though. You had to make the day all about you instead of trick-or-treating. I bet your siblings love your for that.
Eh cut the guy some slack his brother got all the looks and the talent.
Don't forget the charming personality.
You all know my motto, it's better to give than to receive. And, who knows, you may get something in return. Happy Fucking Birthday. Oh yea, little Nicky says HB too.
Happy "Only Nine Years til 40" Day, honey bunch.