Moving is a ridiculous hassle.
DirecTV? Oh, we can't come THOSE days to swap your service, would you have any availability three weeks later?
AT&T? Oh, sorry, we don't offer Internet there.
Mediacom? Oh, we did a survey and most people in that neighborhood were on satellite service so we did not run lines there. No Internet.
Moving company (because I'm lazy and don't feel like making my friends sweat for Happy Meals)? Oh, we have to charge you a $200 destination fee. Because our trucks.
Blah, blah, blah
I built a bigger house less than two miles from where I am now.