Clemson Coach has Alzheimers

[Kaos]

He can't remember the anal rape that happened on Saturday.  He can't even remember what he just watched on film.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/22/dabo-swinney-says-clemson-would-beat-fsu-five-out-of-10-times/

Swinney watched film of the game and concluded on Tuesday that if the two teams played 10 times, ”We’d probably win five, they’d probably win five.”

While being careful to take nothing away from FSU’s dominant performance, Swinney said that the Seminoles ‘were a bit ahead’ of Clemson and that they caught his Tigers on a bad night.

Just to remind everyone: Florida State ran up 565 yards of offense, notched 30 first downs, went 8-of-12 on third down conversions, held the ball 35 minutes, forced four turnovers and limited the Tigers offense to just 326 yards, 145 of them coming in garbage time.

[Buzz Killington]

But they won the last 10 minutes!

[The Six]

Typical Bammer. Guess they'll hire him when Nick heads west.

[The Prowler]

But they won the last 10 minutes!

Once a inbred bammer, always a inbred bammer.

[AUChizad]

Prayers sent to the Swinney fambly.

[dallaswareagle]

Just to remind everyone: Florida State ran up 565 yards of offense, notched 30 first downs, went 8-of-12 on third down conversions, held the ball 35 minutes, forced four turnovers and limited the Tigers offense to just 326 yards, 145 of them coming in garbage time.


That's not a bad night, that's an ass rape with no lube and no phone call the next day.