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Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass

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Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« on: October 23, 2013, 09:19:37 PM »
Not sure what his deal is, but even as far back as 2004 he has been one of the ones downplaying AU every chance he gets.  It was him continually harping that nothing Auburn could do in 2004 to get ahead of either USC or OU, harping on it from the LSU game on, that helped make that lie part of the national consciousness.

In his bowl projections this week this assmunch STILL has Auburn slotted below Alabama, Missouri, Carolina, LSU, A&M, Ole Miss, Georgia and Vanderbilt. 

I hate him.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 10:16:10 PM »
So he either thinks that we lose three or even four of our last five games or he thinks that we don't travel well and will be passed up for other teams. 

What a maroon. 
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 10:34:54 PM »
Not only is this guy a delusional moron, his track record sucks. While hating him may provide some temporary relief, countering his articles with something less inaccurate may prove more productive. The more who read his incorrect assumptions, and see them for what they are, may result in less readers and his future unemployment. This guy is definitely a douche bag.
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 06:07:19 AM »
I had rather see a neutral site sell-out of an entertaining and worthy opponent like Johnny Horsecollar or Saban and the Juicers. A rematch of an SEC team is as lucrative and gratifying than fucking UCF or Fresno St. We don't need to play a gimp going into next season with all of the positives we have in our favor. There's no need to promote these because there's already some deep seated hatred or lack of respect to put it mildly. Jughead Jacob's needs to ah fuck it! Coach Dye needs to shoot his mouth off preemptively to get the party stated. He could throw in some anti-Condi for good measure. I had just as soon have a rasslin mentality for the football program and he makes for a good manager. While he's at it he should get into it with Jimbo Fisher just for kicks...tell everybody Jimbo wasn't good enough to be the HC at Auburn.

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 10:52:40 AM »
So he either thinks that we lose three or even four of our last five games or he thinks that we don't travel well and will be passed up for other teams. 

What a maroon.

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 10:55:06 AM »
Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 10:59:20 AM »
Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 11:06:02 AM »
Who the fuck is Jerry Palm and why do we give a shit about him?

That's Mrs. Palm's boy.
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2013, 11:45:24 AM »
Kaos's right hand?
I thought that was his sister Rosey
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2013, 12:03:42 PM »
Kaos's right hand?

What color is his hand?
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2013, 12:32:45 PM »
They're different colors.  Because everybody is two-toned.  It's the light. Or shadows. 
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2013, 12:41:06 PM »
They're different colors.  Because everybody is two-toned.  It's the light. Or shadows.
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2013, 12:59:16 PM »
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2013, 02:06:29 PM »
Fucking A Cotton!

I've even witnessed a grown man pleasure a camel.....
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2013, 03:51:47 PM »
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2013, 03:57:39 PM »
Oh....shit....

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2013, 04:29:38 PM »
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2013, 04:32:20 PM »
Clearly not photoshopped.

How would you know?  You can't see his hands.
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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2013, 04:49:19 PM »
How would you know?  You can't see his hands.

or is it paws...?

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Re: Why Jerry Palm can kiss my ass
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2013, 07:31:37 AM »
Jerry has moved Auburn to the Gator Bowl in sunny Jacksonville vs Michigan.

 #winning
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