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The Onion...
« on: October 23, 2013, 12:30:24 PM »
I always forget how funny it is....


http://www.theonion.com/articles/redskins-kike-owner-refuses-to-change-teams-offens,34292/


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Redskins’ Kike Owner Refuses To Change Team’s Offensive Name

WASHINGTON—Denying widespread claims that the franchise is being offensive or disrespectful, the Washington Redskins’ kike owner announced Monday that he remains steadfast in his refusal to change the team’s derogatory name. “The Redskins represent 81 years of great history and tradition, and it’s a source of pride for our fans,” said the hook-nosed kike, stressing that the team’s insulting moniker is “absolutely not a racial slur by any means.” “‘Washington Redskins’ is much more than just a name. It stands for strength, courage, and respect—the very values that are so intrinsic to Native American culture.” The shifty-eyed hebe went on to assure fans that he will do “everything in his power” to preserve the team’s proud heritage.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Onion...
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 12:38:00 PM »
Awesomeness. 
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: The Onion...
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 12:52:06 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 01:30:40 PM »
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Re: The Onion...
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 01:38:20 PM »
Native Americans would be less pissed off if the Redskins would remove Washington from the name.  DC is an insult to anything ethical
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Re: The Onion...
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 01:40:13 PM »
"Shifty eyed hebe"

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