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All You Need to Know about FAU

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All You Need to Know about FAU
« on: October 22, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »
This is the school's most famous alum:



FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students. 

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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 07:49:32 PM »
This is the school's most famous alum:
FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.
Eccentrica Gallumbits went to FAU?
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2013, 07:52:54 PM »
This is the school's most famous alum:



FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.

Damn. Carrot top went apeshit with the plastic surgery and roids.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 07:54:43 PM »
Damn. Carrot top went apeshit with the plastic surgery and roids.
Like a ginger Joe Piscopo
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 08:04:18 PM »
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2013, 09:14:57 PM »
This is the school's most famous alum:



FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.

And THIS is the picture you posted? What the fuck is wrong with you man?
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2013, 11:54:12 PM »
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shoot about them. So skullfudge'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.

She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2013, 11:54:20 PM »
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.
Describe her vagina and the pace at which you perform cunnilingus.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2013, 12:25:39 AM »
Where is that "don't feed" sign when you need it!
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2013, 08:33:35 AM »
She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.

I couldn't tell.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2013, 08:34:59 AM »
Describe her vagina and the pace at which you perform cunnilingus.

That's proprietary information. Get ur own square vagina
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2013, 08:35:22 AM »
She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.

More room for his head
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2013, 10:15:28 AM »
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2013, 12:16:21 PM »
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.


Sounds like easy getting.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »
This thread had more than I needed to know about several subjects.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2013, 09:18:08 PM »
Sounds like easy getting.
Easy getting off because she had the shakes real bad.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2013, 11:18:22 AM »
Easy getting off because she had the shakes real bad.

Please. Tell us more.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2013, 12:11:23 PM »
So, why did Carrot Top or BF's girlfriend not make the cut for FAU mojo thread? A square cooter and steroids are automatic disqualifiers? Someone isn't very inclusive.
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Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2013, 12:12:52 PM »
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