Dear Ole Miss

[Kaos]

Dear Ole Miss

You are exactly what you always have been. Only once in my life has an Ole Miss team beaten a decent Auburn team. That fluke took the heir of your loser patriarch and a wide open Auburn receiver dropping the winning touchdown on a ball that landed in his hands. In short, a miracle.

You're second tier. Always. 

I freely admit that I hate your program and everything about it. You're the Rebel Wilson of the SEC; the fat ugly attention slut who isn't self-aware enough to recognize that the laughter is AT you and not with you.

I hate your "fans."

I hate all the tradition you claim -- which is really nothing more than lame imitations of things you saw other schools do and thought would be cool. Archie was a complete loser and Eli never got you anything but a Cotton Bowl -- whee! -- in four years.

I hate your aura of prestige when you have none.  I laugh at your decision to retroactively award yourself three national championships from 50 years ago when no-one --- and I mean NO ONE -- considers any of them remotely legitimate.

Johnny Vaught? Please. All the football relevance of Colonel Sanders.

You think you're Bama lite when in reality the comparison is more like Vandy without the brains or Kentucky without the basketball.

You're nothing.  So shut your mouth, know your place and battle Mississippi State every year in the least significant rivalry in the history of college football. Egg Bowl? More like Marshmallow Fight.

Signed,
The World

[Townhallsavoy]

[GH2001]

2nd tier? You're being nice. Was kind of thinking 3rd. Seriously.

[AUChizad]

You're the Rebel Wilson of the SEC; the fat ugly attention slut who isn't self-aware enough to recognize that the laughter is AT you and not with you.

WHY didn't you think of this a week and a half ago. Would have been an epic beat down coming…

[The Six]

Hope they enjoyed not being able to catch Nick Marshall. Just imagine what Johnny Footballz is gonna do to them in his house.

[jmar]

Hope they enjoyed not being able to catch Nick Marshall. Just imagine what Johnny Footballz is gonna do to them in his house.

Several on one of their sites are not looking forward to Manziel. They now doubt the value of the wins over Vandy and Texas, realize their loss against Alabama wasn't just an abberation after we pushed them around even moreso (in their words) than Alabama. Auburn kinda sobered them up. 
                                                       

[Tiger Wench]

Auburn kinda sobered them up.

Hotty toddy.

[RWS]

Several on one of their sites are not looking forward to Manziel. They now doubt the value of the wins over Vandy and Texas, realize their loss against Alabama wasn't just an abberation after we pushed them around even moreso (in their words) than Alabama. Auburn kinda sobered them up. 
                                                     

The biggest thing that has killed OM's momentum this season (in general) is Freeze.  He channels his inner Les Miles and is trying to be a badass.  They could have had some points on the board against Alabama early on, but Freeze opted to go for it on 4th down a few times instead of kicking FGs.  He made some stupid calls against Auburn too.  Something tells me that the wheels are going to come off when aTm pushes their shit in next week.   

[GH2001]

The biggest thing that has killed OM's momentum this season (in general) is Freeze.  He channels his inner Les Miles and is trying to be a badass.  They could have had some points on the board against Alabama early on, but Freeze opted to go for it on 4th down a few times instead of kicking FGs.  He made some stupid calls against Auburn too.  Something tells me that the wheels are going to come off when aTm pushes their shit in next week.

No

They'll just be back at their rightful place in the sec in the bottom tier where, ironically, they've really been this whole time. Except in their own minds.

[bottomfeeder]

The biggest thing that has killed OM's momentum this season (in general) is Freeze.  He channels his inner Les Miles and is trying to be a badass.  They could have had some points on the board against Alabama early on, but Freeze opted to go for it on 4th down a few times instead of kicking FGs.  He made some stupid calls against Auburn too.  Something tells me that the wheels are going to come off when aTm pushes their shit in next week.

This^^^^^^^^^^ is probably the most cohesive paragraph describing the pedo-bears I have read this year. This also lends credence to the fact that there exist a very small populace of bammers who have removed their heads from their assholes

[The Six]

The biggest thing that has killed OM's momentum this season (in general) is Freeze.  He channels his inner Les Miles and is trying to be a badass. 

I hate this baloney. "The only reason ya'll own is cuz Hugh is stoopid or WE softened them up for ya." Every Bammer I know texted, tweeted or said this after the game. 

[dallaswareagle]

I hate this baloney. "The only reason ya'll own is cuz Hugh is stoopid or WE softened them up for ya." Every Bammer I know texted, tweeted or said this after the game. 

#trailerparkmysisterfuck

[AWK]

I hate this baloney. "The only reason ya'll own is cuz Hugh is stoopid or WE softened them up for ya." Every Bammer I know texted, tweeted or said this after the game. 

You should pick better friends.

[dallaswareagle]

You should pick better different friends.

Adjusted it.

[Kaos]

I hate this baloney. "The only reason ya'll own is cuz Hugh is stoopid or WE softened them up for ya." Every Bammer I know texted, tweeted or said this after the game. 

Same same. Over and over.