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Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys

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The US men's relay team just stunned those trash talking frenchie fuckers... ("we're going to smash the Americans...")...  Phelps gets Gold #2... French lose again... but then they are used to that by now...

What a race... amazing.

HA!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 11:55:26 PM »
I never thought I would cheer that hard for swiming! What an amazing finish!
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 12:03:42 AM »
I never thought I would cheer that hard for swiming! What an amazing finish!
I was bouncing up and down in my chair and screaming under my breath (didn't want to wake the kids!) - I have never gotten so fired up for swimming - but that was awesome.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 12:34:10 AM »
I don't think I yelled that loud since Byrum kicked the field goals at Florida.

That was some amazing shit right there.  He had like 20 meters left and just exploded.  Awesome.
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 08:45:33 AM »
Did they officially surrender afterward?
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 09:16:23 AM »
Great race!  Out touched the wall by 1/300 of a second for the win.  He was down half a body length with only one 50 meter leg to go.  Amazing.   The look on the french team's faces as soon as it was over was sheer perfection.  :vn:
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 09:41:48 AM »
I was up in the TV, flipping off the frenchies every time they showed their dejected asses. 

Don't be bringing the 4X100 smack.  A beatdown will come.
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 10:32:09 AM »
What did they say before the race?
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 10:50:55 AM »
That they were going to smash the americans and that is why they came to the olympics.

That race was freaking awesome.
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2008, 10:52:02 AM »
The french anchor swimmer and 100m freestyle world record holder (who lost the race for them in the end....which makes it that much more sweet...), was quoted last year "What Americans? We are going to smash the Americans", referring to the race they lost last night.

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2008, 10:55:03 AM »
What did they say before the race?

The American team had set a world record in the qualifying round.  The French team basically said it did not matter because they would win.  We came from behind and took over the lead with about 10' to go.

Fuck the French.
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2008, 10:01:15 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 10:50:30 PM »
I just watched Phelps get another gold.  That dude is unreal.  I think he has dolphin skin or something.  Maybe amphibious, whatever it is, he makes everyone else look like n00bs
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2008, 10:59:55 PM »
I just watched Phelps get another gold.  That dude is unreal.  I think he has dolphin skin or something.  Maybe amphibious, whatever it is, he makes everyone else look like n00bs
He is just one of those people, like Lance Armstrong, who have that particular physiology that makes them uniquely qualified to excel in a particular sport.  They were both fortunate to find their niche.  I know I was meant to be a prima ballerina, because I like to walk on my toes, but I prefer Chips Deluxe cookies instead.
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 08:17:18 AM »
He is just one of those people, like Lance Armstrong, who have that particular physiology that makes them uniquely qualified to excel in a particular sport.  They were both fortunate to find their niche.  I know I was meant to be a prima ballerina, because I like to walk on my toes, but I prefer Chips Deluxe cookies instead.

I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2008, 11:01:49 AM »
I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
That's only in the compulsory high bar event.
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2008, 11:25:12 AM »
I was bouncing up and down in my chair and screaming...

Whoah!!!  Hold on!  Let's keep it clean in here. 
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Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2008, 11:30:05 AM »
Did they officially surrender afterward?

Well, the French have mastered the "art" of the preemptive surrender.  It's all part of their strategic foreign policy. 
« Last Edit: August 12, 2008, 11:31:36 AM by GarMan »
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2008, 12:16:18 PM »
Whats weird is one of those Frenchies in the relay was an Auburn student if I'm not mistaken.
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