Suits Tahoe traded to Colts

[Kaos]

Hello, is this Mr. Brown?  You know, Mr. Cleveland Brown? He's what? Nevermind.

Look, I only got three minutes here before I got to go back to my.... uhhh.... room.

So I was hearin' that you needs a running back and umm, I knows LeBron and shizzlenit. So, can you fax me, like, a contract and stuff?

[AUChizad]

Hello, is this Mr. Brown?  You know, Mr. Cleveland Brown? He's what? Nevermind.

Look, I only got three minutes here before I got to go back to my.... uhhh.... room.

So I was hearin' that you needs a running back and umm, I knows LeBron and shizzlenit. So, can you fax me, like, a contract and stuff?

Major League was prophetic. Right city. Wrong sport.