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Jake talking LSU.
« on: September 17, 2013, 01:12:59 PM »
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 01:20:26 PM »
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."

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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 01:27:34 PM »
Please God make it stop!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 01:33:15 PM »
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:facepalm:Will be interesting to see how we line up to defend in the box. Up until now, LSU is really honing in on Beckam and Landry and few others save for some screens and dump-offs. They just line up and beat you.

We are a 17- point dogs.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 01:59:31 PM »
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."

Did he just say that?
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 02:06:22 PM »
Did he just say that?


Dang Chizad, you're starting to sound like bottomfea......wait, it is bottomfeeder.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 03:58:01 PM »
Will be interesting to see how we line up to defend in the box.

I suggest a chastity belt
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 04:08:05 PM »
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I assume you are being incredulous about Jake's physicality statement. Let's see how you would feel on a Sunday after a Saturday full of nose dives onto the turf and knocked on your ass 30+ times a game. LEAVE JAKE ALONE PEOPLE!
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 07:51:34 PM »
I assume you are being incredulous about Jake's physicality statement. Let's see how you would feel on a Sunday after a Saturday full of nose dives onto the turf and knocked on your ass 30+ times a game. LEAVE JAKE ALONE PEOPLE!

I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife. This may be a good omen because last time we beat LSU over there at night (Sept. 20, 1997) I was half drunk at her house (okay, I was FUCKed UP) I proceeded to tell her I didn't love her and she slapped me. But, we won the game. I fucked up and married that bitch for 9.5 years of fucking misery. I'm done with women, at least that kind of woman.

Anyway, hopefully we will come full circle and combine the 1994 (I was in the North end zone) and 1997 games and beat daze azzzs. Corch Craig and talk to the team, along with this guy who was there too in 1997.

« Last Edit: September 17, 2013, 08:03:01 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 09:02:53 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife. This may be a good omen because last time we beat LSU over there at night (Sept. 20, 1997) I was half drunk at her house (okay, I was FUCKed UP) I proceeded to tell her I didn't love her and she slapped me. But, we won the game. I fucked up and married that bitch for 9.5 years of fucking misery. I'm done with women, at least that kind of woman.

Anyway, hopefully we will come full circle and combine the 1994 (I was in the North end zone) and 1997 games and beat daze azzzs. Corch Craig and talk to the team, along with this guy who was there too in 1997.



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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 09:29:54 PM »
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 09:37:25 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife.


If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 10:29:07 PM »
If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?

The first divorce didnt really happen.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 10:35:29 PM »
The first divorce didnt really happen.
So much for omens.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 11:03:49 PM »
Jake does realize that LSU still has JC "Two Ton" Copeland at Fullback, right?
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 06:48:51 AM »
If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?

Kind of like owning a hot water heater.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 07:22:21 AM »
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

Or getting money at the ATM Machine.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 07:28:45 AM »
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

I know, I had to think about it before subjecting it to the grammar Nazis. If I put "wife", that would mean I was still married. Omen or not, I do believe we come full circle Saturday night in Corndog, LA.
Regardless, Jake needs to be relegated to filling up water bottles for the guys who wear the jockstraps.
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Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 08:09:27 AM »
Jake needs to be relegated to filling up water bottles for the guys who wear the jockstraps.

I wouldn't let him that close to the field.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Jake talking LSU.
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 08:42:59 AM »
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

You can heat hot water.
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