Fluker Receives Cash?

Kaos · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:41:33 PM »

Ten questions to ponder:

1) Can the derps who bought "15" shirts and hats get refunds or at least be provided duct tape to make alterations?
2) Will Miss Alabama be forced to vacate that hideous dress?
3) What greenery will suffer at the hands of an Updyke over this?
4) What time will the fire department be called to Sticks N Stuff?
5) When's the next flight from Birmingham to Austin?
6) What sort of tattoo is Reuben Foster going to get now?
7) Does Carleton Tinker feel a little bit better about tripping?
8) Do the message board savants who predicted a title would be stripped from a team in this state feel vindicated?
9) How long before Chopper is a witness for the prosecution? He's got HotWheelz pics.
10) How does that woolly shoe feel when it's stuffed with tuna and shoved down your plainly burnt throat?

Jumbo · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:45:08 PM »

AUChizad · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:46:23 PM »

LOLz Remember this?
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2002-02-01-alabama-violations.htm

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The governing body said it considered giving the Crimson Tide the most severe punishment â€” the death penalty â€” under the repeat violator rules for a recruiting scandal in which boosters were accused of paying money for high school players.

"They were absolutely staring down the barrel of a gun," said Thomas Yeager, chairman of the infractions committee.

Bama's repeat repeat repeat offender probation ended on June 10, 2012.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:48:35 PM »

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â€œWe have been aware of some of the allegations in today's story and our compliance department was looking into this situation prior to being notified that this story was actually going to be published. Our review is ongoing. We diligently educate our student-athletes on maintaining compliance with NCAA rules, and will continue to do so."

--Bill Battle, Director of Athletics, University of Alabama

wesfau2 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:48:47 PM »

I feel compelled to share that this thread has me fully erect.

AUChizad · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:49:27 PM »

Not a word from ESPN. Still.

And this is the ESPN.com home page.

Kaos · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 11, 2013, 06:48:35 PM

BS.BS.BS.

We already knew and issued a cease and desist letter in sanskrit in the year 49BC.

Nothing may ever come of this. But if they start looking? They won't walk away empty handed like they did at Auburn.

Thus?

All night long, baby.

Kaos · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:55:56 PM »

Everybody's happy. See? Even Saban.

Guess he knows that this gives him the perfect out to bolt for Austin. Or anywhere.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2013, 06:57:22 PM »

Kaos · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2013, 06:57:22 PM

I don't get it. It's not moving.

I feel like this.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #50 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:10:40 PM »

Oh joyful day! On the dead drunk's birthday, no less!

AUownsU · « **Reply #51 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:30:15 PM »

Phone records? Check. Paper trail? Check. One pissed of midget at tonight's press conference? Check!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:30:30 PM »

Oh...just remembered Bumphis's Twitter advice to recruits.

Anyone have that handy?

RWS · « **Reply #53 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:31:56 PM »

There are alot of journalists with agendas out there, but if Charles Robinson writes it, I believe it. He typically has his shit together before he puts a story out there. With that said......fuck......

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #54 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:34:34 PM »

I missed the presser.

Anyone have a link or any written articles?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #55 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:37:16 PM »

I took this from an ESPN article:

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A second report alleges that former Alabama safety Mark Barron accepted money while he was recovering from a shoulder injury as a junior in 2011 which kept him from declaring for the NFL draft. Text messages obtained by Yahoo! show that Barron was asked to repay money after signing with a competing sports agency.

What second report?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #56 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:39:01 PM »

Also, the guy that Robinson collaborated with on the story told the two evening douches on JOX that he will not share any of his information with the NCAA. Said this investigation is more about the agents than the players and schools.

AUownsU · « **Reply #57 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 11, 2013, 07:34:34 PM

I missed the presser.

Anyone have a link or any written articles?

Not the presser but this pretty much sums it up. Btw, he mad.

http://collegespun.com/sec/alabama-sec/nick-saban-blasts-reporters-at-press-conference-for-asking-about-yahoo-article-storms-out-after-3-questions

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #58 on:** September 11, 2013, 07:48:40 PM »

He's such a baby. Just watched the replay on al.com.

The Prowler · « **Reply #59 on:** September 11, 2013, 08:31:05 PM »

There's more than DJ Fluker getting money, WOTS Ed Stinson & another player will be fingered too (not including Barron).