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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2013, 12:53:18 PM »
Fun fact:  Possums can travel up to 20 miles in a day when they get the scent of cat food.  Faster if they have previously eaten said cat food.

In a garage. A garage attached to a big big house.
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2013, 12:53:57 PM »
It was a Snaggle story.  They only end 1 of 2 ways. 

Ghey or involving his BiL, sometimes both.

People live for my stories.  This one might end in Snags chokin' a bitch.
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2013, 01:00:49 PM »
People live for my stories.  This one might end in Snags chokin' a bitch.
Doubtful, you wouldn't hurt a possum.
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Re: Corch Blakeney Speaks
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2013, 01:28:32 PM »
Less mad at ASU's chirping.  Went to check their Troy predictions.  Same kind of barking.  Gonna win by three or four touchdowns. 

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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2013, 02:31:20 PM »
Doubtful, you wouldn't hurt a possum.

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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2013, 02:38:41 PM »
The long, yellowish brown, jagged teeth on their mascot is damn frightening! Easily one of the top 10 most intimidating mascots in college football.
Already taken by Minor League baseball.

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« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2013, 05:18:00 PM »
Kaos maybe you should stop talking about ASU, for whatever reason everytime you do someone always comes back to show that you're wrong. ASU & Troy play this Thursday, we'll see if you're wrong again (provided ASU isn't too beat up from last Saturday).
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« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2013, 05:28:29 PM »
Ain't been wrong yet.  Not about to be.
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« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2013, 02:43:23 PM »
...we'll see if you're wrong again (provided ASU isn't too beat up from last Saturday).

Already making excuses...
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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2013, 10:06:31 PM »
Arky St 27-21 over Troy in the third qtr.
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« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2013, 10:46:45 PM »
Arky St 27-21 over Troy in the third qtr.

Uh. Tied 34 in 4th
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2013, 11:51:36 PM »
Ain't been wrong yet.  Not about to be.
...Aaahhhhmmm hmmmm... sorry, was clearing my throat. ASU 41 Troy 34
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« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2013, 12:03:45 AM »
Troy's QB sucks.  Troy's defense is weak.

They are terrible.  I didn't really get much out of that game and I watched it all. 
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« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2013, 12:10:03 AM »
Over 700 total yards by ASU offense
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« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2013, 12:22:01 AM »
I think this really sort of proves what I was trying to say all along.  No, Troy didn't win, but ASU hardly blew them off the field. Basically the same level.

ASU isn't in Auburn's league.  Wasn't this year, wouldn't have been last year.  That's a team AU 19999 times out of 20000.  Same with Troy. 

But if you want me to say I was wrong?  I will be waiting. 
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« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2013, 12:28:34 AM »
I was surprised to see a QB throw for over 11,000 yards off his back foot.

On another note, the backup QB looks like he will be pretty exciting.

And the ground looked yellow from all of the flags.
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« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2013, 12:31:11 AM »
I think this really sort of proves what I was trying to say all along.  No, Troy didn't win, but ASU hardly blew them off the field. Basically the same level.

ASU isn't in Auburn's league.  Wasn't this year, wouldn't have been last year.  That's a team AU 19999 times out of 20000.  Same with Troy. 

But if you want me to say I was wrong?  I will be waiting.

Dude.

For the last time. it was not about WHO Auburn played. It was the positive attitude and the fierce fight and the upbeat, fun loving, we got this demeanor and the overall appearance of TEAM that we all noticed. All of those things were missing last year. Last year's team might have lost to ASU had we played them midseason not because ASU is good but because we were beaten before we even set foot on the field. 

I know you know damn good and well what the others were trying to say. Take your curmudgeon who is arguing purely for the sake of argument and get off my lawn.
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« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2013, 12:34:37 AM »
I should have watched that game. It had to be 100 times better then the miserable ass Jets / Pats game I was stuck watching. Shit I have never seen such a poorly played pro game.
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« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2013, 07:25:12 AM »
I should have watched that game. It had to be 100 times better then the miserable ass Jets / Pats game I was stuck watching. Shit I have never seen such a poorly played pro game.


It could have been worse.

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Re: Corch Blakeney Speaks
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2013, 09:21:48 AM »
And Troy is better than ASU.

Actually, wasn't THIS your point?
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