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Tebow gets contract offer
« on: September 09, 2013, 07:10:15 PM »
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To get ahead of the predictable jokes...

Yes, Gene and Paul understand that being able to actually play is not always necessary to finding success.
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Re: Tebow gets contract offer
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 07:03:11 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 09, 2013, 07:10:15 PM
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To get ahead of the predictable jokes...

Yes, Gene and Paul understand that being able to actually play is not always necessary to finding success.

Bottom line is that everywhere Tebow has been he has been successful. 
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Re: Tebow gets contract offer
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 09:44:04 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 10, 2013, 07:03:11 AM
Bottom line is that everywhere Tebow has been he has been successful.
He wasn't really successful with the Jets or Patriots.
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Re: Tebow gets contract offer
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 10:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2013, 09:44:04 AM
He wasn't really successful with the Jets or Patriots.

That's the middle line, not the bottom one. 
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 10:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 10, 2013, 10:45:18 AM
That's the middle line, not the bottom one.
Remind me again how many NFL teams want him to play QB?
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 10:57:58 AM »
That might be the one arena league team he could go to and get maximum exposure.

As Gene is a marketing genius, this thing may just take off. And look at what the arena league did for Kurt Warner. In a  few years, Tebow could come back with a better passing game and a longer tongue!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2013, 11:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2013, 10:52:32 AM
Remind me again how many NFL teams want him to play QB?

30.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2013, 11:52:13 AM »
Dem some perty helmets.
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 11:57:36 AM »
One thing about it is this: when it is discovered that Tebow doesn't have the talent to play QB at the AFL level, they can paint his face to look like a cat and trot him out onto the field anyway.

Mo money, mo money, mo money!
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2013, 12:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 10, 2013, 11:51:27 AM
30.
Sorry you realize that I meant NFL as in the National Football League.

not the Nondenominational Fellowship League
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2013, 12:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2013, 12:04:23 PM
Sorry you realize that I meant NFL as in the National Football League.

not the Nondenominational Fellowship League

Actually I agree with you, was initially just mocking the "bottom line" comment.  He can play at the bottom line, but not at the middle one or the top one.  He could play quarterback at ASU, but not at a real team. 
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2013, 06:59:48 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 10, 2013, 12:07:19 PM
The Lord works in mysterious ways:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/blaine-gabbert-ruled-week-2-jaguars-ask-tim-203438944--nfl.html
Wait a damn second, ALL of the NFL "experts" stated that Blaine Gabbert was a lot better NFL QB than Cam and that Cam playing in a Spread Offense would really hurt him while trying to transition to the NFL (eventhough Gabbert also played in the Spread Offense, but whatever).
I said it before and during the Draft, the only QB that might be better than Cam would be TCU's Andy Dalton.
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 12:45:29 PM »
Gene looks positively ancient.  But he pretty much echoes my sentiments regarding the bashing of Tebow in this clip

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends/index.html#http://video.foxnews.com/v/2663900878001/will-tim-tebow-play-for-gene-simmons/?playlist_id=86912

Wouldn't pick on him if he were a Muslim, but the minute he expresses his faith in Jesus? Open season. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 01:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Wouldn't pick on him if he were a Muslim, but the minute he expresses his faith in Jesus? Open season.

This seems to be the going thing nowadays.
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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2013, 01:51:26 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Gene looks positively ancient.  But he pretty much echoes my sentiments regarding the bashing of Tebow in this clip

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends/index.html#http://video.foxnews.com/v/2663900878001/will-tim-tebow-play-for-gene-simmons/?playlist_id=86912

Wouldn't pick on him if he were a Muslim, but the minute he expresses his faith in Jesus? Open season.

Watching that footage, I am convinced that if Tebow signed with them, the marketing would be phenomenal! 

Gene is probably one of the best marketers in the game today. Do I think he believes what he said in that clip about he bashing of Christianity? Sure. Do I think it was a calculated move to show Tebow he will be respected and given every opportunity to flourish on the field as well as off? Absolutely. And it was about as well played as you could do it. And of course Gene complimented the pretty lady.
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Tebow gets contract offer
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2013, 02:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Gene looks positively ancient.  But he pretty much echoes my sentiments regarding the bashing of Tebow in this clip

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends/index.html#http://video.foxnews.com/v/2663900878001/will-tim-tebow-play-for-gene-simmons/?playlist_id=86912

Wouldn't pick on him if he were a Muslim, but the minute he expresses his faith in Jesus? Open season.

Gene is a sharp dude...
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