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AUTiger1 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:04:28 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 05, 2013, 09:25:17 AM

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

Are you going to get me the ball?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:08:14 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 05, 2013, 10:04:28 AM

Are you going to get me the ball?

Oooooohhh....I'm sorry. Not the right movie. But we do have some nice parting gifts for you.

Godfather · « **Reply #42 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:10:44 AM »

I watched the game again yesterday, specifically watching Jake on the defense. His play was so awful, I actually found myself getting pissed during the replay. It was like a comedic routine.

There was a play in the third quarter where the player Jake is covering catches the ball, jake tries to tackle him and looks like a wet blanket...Thereize makes the tackle. It was literally unbelievable the amount of times he caught air and got 0 tackles.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:11:53 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2013, 10:08:14 AM

Oooooohhh....I'm sorry. Not the right movie. But we do have some nice parting gifts for you.

Dammit!

I still want Danny as our MLB.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #44 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:13:18 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 05, 2013, 10:11:53 AM

Dammit!

I still want Danny as our MLB.

I'd take Danny Noonan over Jake

Godfather · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:15:12 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2013, 10:13:18 AM

I'd take Danny Noonan over Jake

I'm still waiting on your dead grandmother, how is the conditioning coming?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:16:40 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 10:10:44 AM

I watched the game again yesterday, specifically watching Jake on the defense. His play was so awful, I actually found myself getting pissed during the replay. It was like a comedic routine.

There was a play in the third quarter where the player Jake is covering catches the ball, jake tries to tackle him and looks like a wet blanket...Thereize makes the tackle. It was literally unbelievable the amount of times he caught air and got 0 tackles.

The only thing I can figure is that he practices well b/c he is smart enough to know the D. I don't know that he could play in the Sunbelt. UNA maybe?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #47 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:17:36 AM »

I predict that Jake gets a tackle this week.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #48 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 05, 2013, 10:15:12 AM

I'm still waiting on your dead grandmother, how is the conditioning coming?

Just taking a while to knock the dust off and get the cobwebs out. Should be ready to go by MSU.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #49 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:20:26 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 05, 2013, 10:11:53 AM

Dammit!

I still want Danny as our MLB.

Do you take drugs, Danny?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #50 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:23:01 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2013, 10:13:18 AM

I'd take Danny Noonan over Jake

True-He had better hair than Jake does now.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #51 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:28:44 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 04, 2013, 04:20:12 PM

I'd give up your ovaries for Takeo.

Sold. Far better cause than what I am using them for.

I couldn't keep my eyes off of Jake (and to a lesser degree, Frost) the entire game. I could hardly pay attention to anything else going on because I was sitting there, slack jawed, watching him. I couldn't even really get mad I was so taken with how mind numbingly bad he was. I quit drinking,

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #52 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:32:18 AM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on September 05, 2013, 10:28:44 AM

Sold. Far better cause than what I am using them for.

I couldn't keep my eyes off of Jake (and to a lesser degree, Frost) the entire game. I could hardly pay attention to anything else going on because I was sitting there, slack jawed, watching him. I couldn't even really get mad I was so taken with how mind numbingly bad he was. I quit drinking,

If he is still playing by the UGAly game, we are going to heckle him without mercy.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #53 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:47:18 AM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on September 05, 2013, 10:28:44 AM

Sold. Far better cause than what I am using them for.

I couldn't keep my eyes off of Jake (and to a lesser degree, Frost) the entire game. I could hardly pay attention to anything else going on because I was sitting there, slack jawed, watching him. I couldn't even really get mad I was so taken with how mind numbingly bad he was. I quit drinking,

Shug Dye · « **Reply #54 on:** September 05, 2013, 10:53:44 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 05, 2013, 10:32:18 AM

If he is still playing by the UGAly game, we are going to heckle him without mercy.

If he is still playing at the UGAly game.....we are going to need mercy.

But I am with you.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #55 on:** September 05, 2013, 11:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 05, 2013, 10:47:18 AM

Don't make me bust out the last tailgate video.

oldautiger · « **Reply #56 on:** September 05, 2013, 11:23:47 AM »

Watching Jake running around blindly has driven me to drink. It's the only thing I can thank him for. Somebody mention Danny Noonan, hell I'd be happy to see Elmer Fucking Fudd

Godfather · « **Reply #57 on:** September 05, 2013, 11:47:27 AM »

Here is the Jake non-tackle I was talking about

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #58 on:** September 05, 2013, 11:54:34 AM »

Jake is so bad that even the video's he is in miss.

jmar · « **Reply #59 on:** September 05, 2013, 11:58:14 AM »

The kid is going to be in there when a big game is on the line and save the day. He's gonna grab a tipped ball and take it in from thirty yards out. Auburn wins!

People will write songs about him, name their pets for him and toast him heartily.
That is the legend of Jake Holland.