I did not think any fan could ever look gheyer than a turd fan.
I was wrong.
Are you kidding?
When I'm 60, I hope I'm half as cool as that guygirl.
You can tell his personality just from looking at him. He doesn't give a fuck about anything unless he's telling a story. And you better believe he can hold the attention of his grandchildren for hours on end telling stories of the good ole days at the disco. Also knows the perfections and imperfections of various bottles of whiskey, bourbon, and scotch if they're under the price of $30. His favorite movie is Platoon, and he still refers to marijuana as a doobie, which he smoked copious amounts of when he was in college. He's never banged a 10, but he's banged five 2's. And you bet your ass he talked shit to every Vanderbilt student he saw mostly using the insult, "Hotty Toddy, study buddies!"
12 Replies
1255 Views