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Post Your Guarantees
« on: August 19, 2013, 03:42:32 PM »
For the 2013 football season...

1. Auburn starts 3-0.  CHECK
2. A non-SEC player wins the Heisman. MAYBE WRONG
3. LSU-Alabama determines the SEC West.  PROBABLY WRONG  :aubie:
4. Florida fans question Muschamp's ability to win championships. CHECK
5. Oregon loses two games.  WRONG
6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated.  WRONG
7. Lane Kiffin is fired. CHECK
8. UCLA wins the Pac 12. PROBABLY WRONG
9. Tennessee gets one big upset (Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, or Alabama) CHECK
10. Auburn finishes the bowl season as a ranked team.  PROBABLY CHECK
« Last Edit: October 29, 2013, 01:18:35 PM by Townhallsavoy »
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2013, 03:46:48 PM »
Jake Holland will prove once again that he is terrible and not an SEC caliber LB. 
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 03:49:51 PM »
For the 2013 football season...

1. Auburn starts 3-0.
2. A non-SEC player wins the Heisman.
3. LSU-Alabama determines the SEC West.
4. Florida fans question Muschamp's ability to win championships.
5. Oregon loses two games.
6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated.
7. Lane Kiffin is fired.
8. UCLA wins the Pac 12.
9. Tennessee gets one big upset (Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, or Alabama)
10. Auburn finishes the bowl season as a ranked team.

You have certainly had a change of heart.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 03:59:33 PM »
1.  Auburn beats LSU and either Georgia or Alabama.
2.  Mississippi State goes winless in the SEC.
3.  Mason and Payne each run for 1,000 yards this season.
4.  Texas A&M beats bammer again.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2013, 04:10:14 PM »
6. Louisville is rightfully left out of the BCSCG despite being undefeated.
Depends on who else is undefeated as well, but if they're one of two or less, they win it all this year is my bold prediction.

If, let's say Ohio State is undefeated as well as Louisville, and then Bama leaps in over Louisville with one or two losses, then I will start murdering children of BCS voters.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2013, 04:18:48 PM »
- Ohio State takes on the winner of the SEC Championship for the last MNC.
- A team from the SEC West will be in the National Championship.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2013, 04:40:55 PM »
- Ohio State takes on the winner of the loses again to the SEC Championship for the last MNC.
- A team from the SEC West will be in the National Championship.

adjusted it.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2013, 04:50:47 PM »
You have certainly had a change of heart.
im very excited about Gus and his offense along with an athletic quarterback. 

I expect our victories to feature 35 points per game. 
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2013, 04:57:45 PM »
Mark Sanchez and Blaine Gabbert will start and lead their teams on a quest for the "Draft Jadaveon Clowney" sweepstakes.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2013, 05:52:06 PM »
NCAA Investigations into Ole Miss will be announced before season's end. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2013, 06:43:05 PM »
I guarantee I owe Godfather a bottle of the bourbinz.  Thanks KF for costing me the drink.

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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2013, 07:13:50 PM »
Andy Dick has homosexual tendencies.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2013, 07:54:56 PM »
If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I'll do it, I've got the time.


South Carolina wins the East, Clowney is a Heisman finalist
Ohio St plays in NC game
UF falls off big time
Les Miles ends the season on the hot seat.

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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2013, 10:26:59 PM »
AJ McCarron will not finish the season.

Nick Marshall will have some sort of allegation brought out about him, after the LSU game in which Auburn wins.

Coach Franklin will be coaching his last season at Vanderbilt.

Coach Richt's name will be on the hot seat once again.

Coach Miles will join him.
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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2013, 01:23:50 AM »
Bearcats beat the Cardinals

USCw wins the PAC 12

Auburn trumped by Wazzu...but totally redeems themselves by beating Bama.

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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2013, 01:58:15 AM »
Auburn is 6-0 going into the aTm game
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2013, 09:56:34 AM »
The last 3 games on AU's schedule (iron bowl, SEC champ and BCS champ) will be sell outs.
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« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2013, 10:00:11 AM »
Auburn makes a New Years Day bowl.

Auburn beats either thUGA or updyke U.

Auburn has two 1,000 yard rushers.

Carl Lawson is named freshman all american.

Updykes lose 3 games this year with 2 of the 3 coming from Auburn, LSU, or aTm plus their bowl game.

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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2013, 10:50:31 AM »
Jake Holland is a finalist for the Neiko Thorpe award.
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