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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2013, 05:45:10 PM »
I will still want to lick Jennifer Anniston's armpits and crevices.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2013, 07:28:07 PM »
Finish 8-5 with a bowl win.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2013, 08:16:54 PM »
Not true. 
He'll get to see them from below.
Kind of like the opposite of having upper deck seats.
Still closer than :bamahomer:
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2013, 02:49:10 PM »
Auburn wins 9 games

Auburn beats bama

Auburn is represented in the SEC "Player of Week" 8 times. Includes offense, defense and special teams

Auburn plays in the Capitol One bowl....and wins

1 down, 7 to go.
http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/246555/sec-football-players-of-the-week.aspx
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DEFENSIVE: Robenson Therezie, Auburn
• Career high seven tackles and two interceptions
• He became the first Auburn player with two interceptions in a game since linebacker Josh Bynes in 2010 versus Arkansas.
• Therezie became the first Tiger secondary player with two picks in a game since Walt McFadden and T’Sharvan Bell had two each in the 2010 Outback win over Northwestern.
• His first INT came in the first quarter, the first of his career. It set up Auburn’s first touchdown of the game.
• Second interception came in the end zone to stop a Washington State scoring drive late in the game.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2013, 03:00:55 PM »
I guarantee my fat ass was hot Saturday. Made for some nice gnat butter though.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2013, 03:08:35 PM »
I guarantee my fat ass was hot Saturday. Made for some nice gnat butter though.

I got one word for Saturday.

Damn hot.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2013, 06:54:45 PM »
I got one word for Saturday.

No X-gate.   :haha:

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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2013, 08:53:15 AM »
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2013, 01:48:39 PM »
He didnt care.

Those folks never do.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2013, 05:45:32 PM »
I guarantee Therezie takes at least two to the house before the regular season ends.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2013, 10:08:38 PM »
Holland goes all year without a solo tackle. (and I am not kidding)
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2013, 03:07:08 AM »
I quit.....
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2013, 08:52:12 AM »
I quit.....
Don't forget to turn in your shit before you leave. You need bus fare home?
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2013, 11:23:39 PM »
RG Chad Slade will have more tackles than MLB Jake Holland.
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2013, 12:38:39 PM »
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2013, 12:45:59 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2013, 01:04:53 PM »
I guarantee I owe Godfather a bottle of the bourbinz.  Thanks KF for costing me the drink.

AU Wins 9  OK maybe 10-11
A&M crashes and burns  are 2 losses to date considered crashing and burning?
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2013, 01:07:11 PM »
Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.

That pre season crack is some good stuff :thumsup:
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Re: Post Your Guarantees
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2013, 01:07:51 PM »
If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I'll do it, I've got the time.


South Carolina wins the East, Clowney is a Heisman finalist  :facepalm:
Ohio St plays in NC game  Still have a chance
UF falls off big time  :thumsup:
Les Miles ends the season on the hot seat.  Still have a chance
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