Paging AWK. Come in AWK. Are you there?
It's not just football weather. This is mid-conference play weather. This is buy your candy for Halloween weather. This is "what family is coming over for Thanksgiving" weather. This is cooking bacon and eggs over a camp fire in the mountains weather.
Just home from a Jamboree game tonight...jeans and a jacket in the middle of August!
I started burning my furniture for warmth necessary for survival! Then I got frostbite and had to saw off my left leg! Eventually I had to start eating other members of my party to stay alive!Football season is here, y'all!
Bullshit isn't that your typical Friday night in Louisiana.
Only at Saints tailgates, like I'm saying!