Wake up as the alarm goes off at 5:00
Hit snooze button
Wake up at 5:09 as alarm goes off again
Roll over and push the wife out of bed
Roll back over and hit snooze button
Wake up again at 5:18 as alarm has somehow fit an earbud directly into my left ear canal
Turn alarm off
Wake up again at about 5:30 as the wife opens the bathroom door after washing her hair
Stagger into the bathroom, start the water in the shower
Piss
Step on the scale
Cuss at said scale while I kick it across the room
Hop in the shower at around 5:35
Towel off, dance around the bathroom naked
Dry my hair, shave and then brush my teeth
Wake Buzz Jr. up so he can get his shower
Iron my shirt
Make Buzz Jr's breakfast
Read the emails that came overnight and cuss at the idiots who sent them
Feed the dog
Round them up so we can get to the bus stop and not have to chase the bus down from behind...again
Stop at Whataburger for a bacon BOB and a large coffee
Make it to my office at around 7:30
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