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Re: WTF
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2013, 09:21:54 PM »
I didn't know Mexicans had birthdays?  Is that what felicity navigation means?  Fleece Navarro?  Fellatio never....ahh fuck it, I don't speak anything but Murrican.

Happy birthday!

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Re: WTF
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2013, 10:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 07, 2013, 03:15:57 PM
I hate being a grown up. I thought being a lawyer meant I could spend more time on here...and going on vacation....and...well you know, like Snaggie...although he can't seem to afford clothes that fit.

Anyway, I've missed y'all. :)

How is the lawyering?
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Re: WTF
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2013, 10:50:49 PM »
!Feliz cumpleaños!

And just because of the title of the thread, I submit this for no real reason, besides I just stumbled upon it.



Note: This was from one of my favorite G-RATED(!!!) movies when I was a kid. I don't remember this scene.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2013, 11:53:36 PM »
Happy Birthday! Welcome to America!
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Re: WTF
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2013, 12:33:12 AM »
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?
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Re: WTF
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2013, 03:26:21 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 12:33:12 AM
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?
I'm down for whatever.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2013, 07:02:45 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 12:33:12 AM
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?

Ed Snowden would heart you.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2013, 09:08:06 AM »
Happy belated!  I remembered that yesterday was your birfday, but I was on the beach getting my savage tan...no time for posting, sorry.

By the way, are you 21 yet?  I need to buy you a drink or 12.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2013, 01:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 08, 2013, 09:08:06 AM
Happy belated!  I remembered that yesterday was your birfday, but I was on the beach getting my savage tan...no time for posting, sorry.

By the way, are you 21 yet?  I need to buy you a drink or 12.

I need to let you. Who knows how long I have left before I'm buying men drinks.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2013, 03:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 01:52:21 PM
I need to let you. Who knows how long I have left before I'm buying men drinks.

At least to 43.  Haven't had to do that yet, so I got that going or me...

Ask me again next year.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2013, 04:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
At least to 43.  Haven't had to do that yet, so I got that going or me...

Ask me again next year.

I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.








They see me heading in there direction and they just get up and leave.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2013, 04:13:19 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 08, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.



Uum with your wife? I'm sure she gets plenty bought for her and you don't have to spend a dime.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2013, 04:53:19 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 08, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.








They see me heading in there direction and they just get up and leave.

There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?
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Re: WTF
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2013, 06:10:28 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 08, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?

I've met her, she's way too nice for you.  My only explanation is that you met her while she was drunk and you kept her that way until the wedding.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2013, 06:17:28 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 08, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?

She lost a bet...
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Re: WTF
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2013, 06:18:39 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 04:13:19 PM
Uum with your wife? I'm sure she gets plenty bought for her and you don't have to spend a dime.

I am fairly certain that there was no time at the X-Gate when Mrs. Dallas did not have a beverage in her hand provided by someone other than Mr. Dallas. 
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Re: WTF
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2013, 10:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 06:18:39 PM
I am fairly certain that there was no time at the X-Gate when Mrs. Dallas did not have a beverage in her hand provided by someone other than Mr. Dallas.

Ah, wingman. I have missed you.
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Re: WTF
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2013, 11:42:47 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 08, 2013, 06:10:28 PM
I've met her, she's way too nice for you.  My only explanation is that you met her while she was drunk and you kept her that way until the wedding.
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 06:17:28 PM
She lost a bet...

Pretty sure that it was my devilish charm and my rugged good looks.  she does have bad eyesight
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Re: WTF
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2013, 11:43:09 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
Ah, wingman. I have missed you.

You.  Me.  This year's UGA game. X-Gate. Make it happen.

Not sure we can EVER top the last UGA game we attended together, but we'll always have the memory. Best game I ever attended in person.

(Can you imagine if these boys had seen us celebrate that last touchdown...? I thought that old guy's eyes were gonna pop out. Spontaneous little strumpets, aren't we?!?!)

Smooches, girlfriend.  Have fun at your spa day tomorrow!!
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Re: WTF
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2013, 11:43:32 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 08, 2013, 11:42:47 PM
Pretty sure that it was my devilish charm and my rugged good looks.  she does have bad eyesight

Nope. Bet.
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