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Burn the witch!!!

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Burn the witch!!!
« on: July 17, 2013, 10:08:22 PM »
That traitorous bitch Katharine "I fuck tattooed douchebags" Webb was just on the ESPYs saying we should all vote her beloved Crimson Tide as team of the year. She followed up with a RT.

I have a beloved ax handle I'd like to shove into her gaping diseased vajayjay sideways. Her Auburn diploma, if she even earned one, needs to be revoked with extreme prejudice and burned to cinders.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 10:33:35 PM »
 #winning
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 11:28:18 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 12:26:00 AM »
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 02:27:51 AM »
I nominate Wench for Auburn Alumni Chief Enforcement Officer
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 08:25:05 AM »
I knew not of her vagina being either gaping or diseased. But, I still think we should challenge her to a rasslin match. If she takes me down and has her way with me, I know someone will take up for me and give her a go.

I can see it now, me laying prostrate and her flipping me over  in the MMA position straddling my groin area and screaming "It's rolling baby!" as we slap the shoot out of each other. I will do it for Auburn or a charity. Or, if you guys can arrange it in a basement or cow field. Doesn't really matter. That bitch.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 09:25:23 AM »
I knew not of her vagina being either gaping or diseased. But, I still think we should challenge her to a rasslin match. If she takes me down and has her way with me, I know someone will take up for me and give her a go.

I can see it now, me laying prostrate and her flipping me over  in the MMA position straddling my groin area and screaming "It's rolling baby!" as we slap the shoot out of each other. I will do it for Auburn or a charity. Or, if you guys can arrange it in a basement or cow field. Doesn't really matter. That bitch.

I chortled heartily. But am concerned that you are this drunk this early in the morning and we don't have an early kickoff.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 09:50:12 AM »
Id still hit it just to jizz in her face without warning for saying that shit.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2013, 12:56:08 PM »
Id still hit it just to jizz in her face without warning for saying that shit.

Ro...splat!
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2013, 08:44:29 PM »
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2013, 08:57:51 PM »
That traitorous bitch Katharine "I fuck tattooed douchebags" Webb was just on the ESPYs saying we should all vote her beloved Crimson Tide as team of the year. She followed up with a RT.

I have a beloved ax handle I'd like to shove into her gaping diseased vajayjay sideways. Her Auburn diploma, if she even earned one, needs to be revoked with extreme prejudice and burned to cinders.

I missed you.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2013, 11:06:32 PM »
I missed you.

I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP,  but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2013, 09:50:53 AM »
I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP,  but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.

Is that the one where Harvey is hosing her down with the garden sprayer while the other guy bounces his testicles on Harvey's ass?
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2013, 10:49:01 AM »
I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP,  but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.

Is that the one where Harvey is hosing her down with the garden sprayer while the other guy bounces his testicles on Harvey's ass?

If it is, for all that is holy. PLEASE DO NOT POST THAT.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2013, 02:46:11 PM »
She makes beating bama even more enjoyable. I believe she drank some of AJ's Cool-Aid and for that she should have all down babies.
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2013, 02:59:17 PM »
She makes beating bama even more enjoyable. I believe she drank some of AJ's Cool-Aid and for that she should have all down babies.

Trying to find some teammates for the special olympics?
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Re: Burn the witch!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2013, 03:40:44 PM »
Trying to find some teammates for the special olympics?
Yea, the HUNH is still legal there.
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