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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2013, 01:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:05:45 PM
Or if condoms are worn.

So...if you're wearing a rubber while you put your dick in another man's butt, it's not gay? 



Hmmm.....
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2013, 01:51:50 PM »
Hey, you know that DOMA thingy was overturned.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2013, 01:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 01:48:37 PM
So...if you're wearing a rubber while you put your dick in another man's butt, it's not gay? 



Hmmm.....

or as long as your balls don't touch each others.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2013, 01:57:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
or as long as your balls don't touch each others.
or as long as you don't lock eyes.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM »
Quote from: AWK on July 03, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
or as long as you don't lock eyes.

or horns...and by horns I mean wieners.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 10:15:50 AM
I'm thinking tomorrow for lunch and drinks before, during, and after. 

The where I'll leave up to you.

Communication difficulties.

I'll be in Destin on Saturday, putzy.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2013, 01:58:31 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
or as long as your balls don't touch each others.

Duly noted
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2013, 02:02:03 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
Communication difficulties.

I'll be in Destin on Saturday, putzy.

So am I to understand that the only day you have open is Saturday?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2013, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 10:15:50 AM
I'm thinking tomorrow for lunch and drinks before, during, and after (sex). 

The where (insinuating which orifice) I'll leave up to you.
I'm sorry, but am I the only one that finds this suggestiveness lacking subtlety? Then the line about the pics.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2013, 02:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:02:03 PM
So am I to understand that the only day you have open is Saturday?

Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2013, 02:08:20 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 02:07:15 PM
Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.

Looks like your plans just got changed.  Bitch.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2013, 02:25:53 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 02:07:15 PM
Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.

Friday then. 

If Saturday is even relatively decent I'm heading out to fish.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2013, 02:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
or horns...and by horns I mean wieners.
Need a 3rd for Tummy Sticks?
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2013, 02:31:25 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:30:14 PM
Need a 3rd for Tummy Sticks?

always.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2013, 02:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
Friday then. 

If Saturday is even relatively decent I'm heading out to fish.

I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2013, 02:35:17 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 02:32:11 PM
I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC

the titz?!?...Motherfucker...I hear it's ELECTRIC!
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2013, 02:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
the titz?!?...Motherfucker...I hear it's ELECTRIC!

The view from the ocean...OOF, the condo....Arrgh, the SUV.....ZZZZZT, the power line...is awesome.


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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2013, 02:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 02:32:11 PM
I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC

And most likely 1/2 price or cheaper.
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2013, 03:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 02:40:16 PM
The view from the ocean...OOF, the condo....Arrgh, the SUV.....ZZZZZT, the power line...is awesome.

Hey you wanted the added thrills.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
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Re: Rehab For Mitchell
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2013, 03:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 03:16:12 PM
Hey you wanted the added thrills.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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