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Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
« on: July 02, 2013, 03:53:56 PM »
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Two teenagers from Indiana are in critical condition Tuesday after their parasail crashed in a Panama City Beach parking lot.

The Bay County Sheriff's Office reports that a parasail had been attached to a boat Monday afternoon when the line broke. One victim dropped into the Gulf of Mexico and was rescued. The News Herald reports that two other people continued on until the parasail crashed into a nearby parking lot.

The accident on the parasail was called gruesome by one witness on vacation from Georgia. The teens smashed into a building, carried to a power line and crashed into several cars inside to parking lot, the report said. The teens both went limp after hitting the side of the condo and only one was conscious when rescuers arrived, the report said.

The paper identified the victims as Sidney Renea Good and Alexis Fairchild, both 17 and from Roanoke, Ind. Officials say they were transported to a local hospital.

Winds from a storm reportedly kept the parasail aloft and out of the grasps of the vessel attempting to recover them, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said in a statement.

“We knew they were going to hit, but there was nothing we could do about it,” Amy Barron, of Alabama, told the paper.

Aquatic Adventures, the company that owned the boat, told the paper it would have no comment.

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Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 05:58:48 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 07:11:30 PM »

Now this is what intellectual comedy is all about. :bar:
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 08:11:03 PM »
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 10:11:10 PM »
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
Poor judgement on PCT's part. I agree.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 11:12:41 PM »
My atonement list is a mile long.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 09:23:41 AM »
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.

I couldn't help it.  Wile E. Coyote is always funny to me.
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 10:17:31 AM »
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.

That much easier to continue the X-Gates for eternity.
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Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 10:28:04 AM »
Video in the link.

Horrible shit...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html

It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it.  And worse, people will watch it.  And some enjoy it.

I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help. 
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 10:55:38 AM »
It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it.  And worse, people will watch it.  And some enjoy it.

I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help.

ok I know I am gonna be in the minority here, but fuck'em.

They paid their money.

They signed the waiver.

Shit went wrong.

Oh fucking well.
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 11:01:02 AM »
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that. 
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 11:14:18 AM »
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

They're too young for everyone here except Sani.
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2013, 11:26:57 AM »
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.  

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 11:31:02 AM »
Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.

First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2013, 11:35:38 AM »
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.

This man knows
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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2013, 11:38:04 AM »
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.

Sounds like the perfect crime. You cum, she goes.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2013, 11:52:28 AM »
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shootty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
I notice you didn't say anything about making sure she's of legal age.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2013, 12:07:33 PM »
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

Just to bring you back down to earth I didn't click on the link to the article until I read this.  Then I had to go see if the girls were hot.
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2013, 12:16:05 PM »
17.  Legal in most countries.
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