Time is NOT on their side...

[Saniflush]

You like to see homos naked?

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

[wesfau2]

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

I got this loser talking about the moon and walking his dog. All the time, I'm thinking about Brandy's well-manicured backyard

[WiregrassTiger]

I was reading one time that Keith Richards has tried drugs.

[Godfather]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

So I got a question.  When did you become a nutbar?

[Godfather]

So I got a question.  When did you become a nutbar?

-100

[Saniflush]

-100

No actually he did well for a change.

"Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."

[Godfather]

No actually he did well for a change.

"Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."

Fuck me...you are right.

-25 to myself / +100 back AUTiger2000

[Saniflush]

Fuck me...you are right.

A long week coupled with Weskie getting face time had you discombobulated.

[Godfather]

A long week coupled with Weskie getting face time had you discombobulated.

It's got me more then that.

[Saniflush]

It's got me more then that.

See now I'm just gettin' excited.