Time is NOT on their side...

Tiger Wench · « **on:** July 01, 2013, 02:56:39 PM »

This is gag worthy.

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The band has an aggregate age of 276. Front man Mick Jagger turns 70 this month and Ronnie Wood is the baby of the band at 66

I am guessing Keith Richards would have no clue what to do up there anymore, besides piss himself, if not for FIVE DECADES of repetition. They have been playing longer than I have been alive...

I wonder how many audience members in the crowd of 170,000 - yeah, 170,000 - broke hips in the parking lot.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:03:43 PM »

Damn they don't look so good.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:24:10 PM »

Keith Richards has been dead for at least 10 years...that's what has made their concerts so great.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:30:50 PM »

All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 03:30:50 PM

All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

Unless Miss Clairol goes out of business or something. Damn, Gene's hair isn't even a color found in nature!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:44:42 PM »

Gene, he do need a stylist.

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2013, 04:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 01, 2013, 03:37:25 PM

Unless Miss Clairol goes out of business or something. Damn, Gene's hair isn't even a color found in nature!!

Not quite sure it's a texture found in nature.

When I saw them in Birmingham they didn't even bother to pretend that Paul's "KISS" hair isn't a wig. He came out for the acoustic set and it was normal and mid length. In battle gear it was big and teased. But I looked and couldn't see the wig lines. As much as he moves around it's amazing to me that it doesn't fly off.

Not sure about Gene's. It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally.

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2013, 04:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 04:00:23 PM

It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally.

creepy...cough*stalker* cough

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2013, 05:11:19 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 01, 2013, 04:16:44 PM

creepy...cough*stalker* cough

It touched me.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2013, 07:02:26 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 03:30:50 PM

All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.

chinook · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2013, 08:12:46 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 01, 2013, 07:02:26 PM

Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.

well... it surely isn't the rock and roll hall of fame.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2013, 08:36:07 PM »

The Stones kick ass. They could be 150 years old each and still out perform any of the cookie cutter shit groups we're cursed with today.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2013, 09:53:54 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 01, 2013, 07:02:26 PM

Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.

I don't see stormtrooper outfits.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:03:45 PM »

Quote from: chinook on July 01, 2013, 08:12:46 PM

well... it surely isn't the rock and roll hall of fame.

Hogwally · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2013, 08:55:26 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 04:00:23 PM

Not quite sure it's a texture found in nature.

When I saw them in Birmingham they didn't even bother to pretend that Paul's "KISS" hair isn't a wig. He came out for the acoustic set and it was normal and mid length. In battle gear it was big and teased. But I looked and couldn't see the wig lines. As much as he moves around it's amazing to me that it doesn't fly off.

Not sure about Gene's. It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally.

Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...

Saniflush · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2013, 09:03:47 AM »

Quote from: Hogwally on July 02, 2013, 08:55:26 AM

Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:07:48 AM »

Really we are doing Joe Dirt Quotes.

Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:10:15 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 02, 2013, 11:07:48 AM

Really we are doing Joe Dirt Quotes.

Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.

You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:11:52 AM »

You like to see homos naked?

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2013, 11:13:04 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 02, 2013, 11:11:52 AM

You like to see homos naked?

Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

how far have we fallen...sigh