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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2013, 09:00:52 AM »
I don't know how some of you make it through the first 20 seconds of each day without eating a fucking bullet.

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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2013, 09:46:29 AM »
HEY...You don't fuck with the Jesus!

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2013, 10:01:49 AM »
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
I don't get you Walter. Your not even fucking Jewish man.
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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2013, 10:27:13 AM »
I don't get you Walter. Your not even fucking Jewish man.

I converted.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2013, 10:40:06 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2013, 11:43:50 AM »
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I like this novelty account.  Stick around. 
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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2013, 08:30:20 PM »
I converted.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2013, 09:23:17 PM »
By whom?

It's not funny.

I'd rather watch a four-day Kick Ass marathon than five minutes of Dumb and Dumber unless those five minutes were all still shots of Lauren Holley by herself.
By everyone with a sense of humor. It's among the Top 15 of all time...#1 on the list is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2013, 10:27:39 PM »
By everyone with a sense of humor. It's among the Top 15 of all time...#1 on the list is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
How many Grillz does Caddyshack 2 get?
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2013, 02:41:04 AM »
How many Grillz does Caddyshack 2 get?
2 Grillz
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« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2013, 08:20:13 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2013, 08:22:15 AM »
That is 4 Grillz too many.

In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.
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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2013, 08:32:14 AM »
In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.
Keep your eye on the fruit....
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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2013, 09:16:11 AM »
By everyone with a sense of humor. It's among the Top 15 of all time...#1 on the list is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I have a sense of humor.  It's bitter and sarcastic but I have it. 

Funny is a subjective thing.  To work for me humor has to have intelligence behind it.  It has to be smart and sharp and pointed. 

Making a stupid face and farting, while amusing in context, doesn't require any intelligence to conduct.  I've seen mongoloids make funny faces and fart. 

Yeah, physical comedy has a place but even that can be done well.  Carey does nothing but mug for the camera and make juvenile noises.  Not funny.  Better than Sandler, Spade, Schneider and any of those. 

FWIW, profanity for profanity's sake isn't funny either.  That's where the Judd Apatow films fail so miserably in my opinion. 

Comedy that works:

1) Stripes/Ghostbusters.  Bill Murray's smarmy charm is timeless.
2) Raising Arizona.  Over the top but with an intelligent edge
3) O Brother.  Hit or miss, but hit more than missed.
4) Chappelle's Show.  Not a movie, but unafraid to take on controversy.  Well written stuff.
5) Animal House.  Crude, but well crafted
6) Vacation/Christmas Vacation - What Carey could do if he toned his ridiculous act down and acted half human
7) Airplane! Complete satire.
8) Porky's (when I was 15)
9) Home Alone
10) Dazed and Confused

Also: Coming to America, Naked Gun, Planes Trains, Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams, Ferris Buehler, Office Space, Elf...   More I can't remember. 

Dumb and Dumber? No.  Ace Ventura? Closer than Dumb and Dumber but still no. 
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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2013, 09:44:32 AM »
Carrey was pretty good in the Truman Show, How the Grinch Stole Christmas and as the Riddler in Batman Forever......wait, I guess he was funny in "Liar Liar", "Me Myself & Irene" and "Bruce Almighty".


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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2013, 10:17:13 AM »
Carrey was pretty good in the Truman Show, How the Grinch Stole Christmas and as the Riddler in Batman Forever......wait, I guess he was funny in "Liar Liar", "Me Myself & Irene" and "Bruce Almighty".

Truman Show was okay.  Grinch sucked.  That particular Batman movie sucked.

Liar Liar would have been better with somebody else in the role.   Hated Irene.

Bruce Almighty was good but the other actors propped it up more so than he did.  His performance was the weakest part in my opinion. 
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« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2013, 10:38:05 AM »
I don't know why you guys bother.  It has been cemented over and over that Kaos's taste in music, film and females is suspect on its very best fucking day.
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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2013, 10:47:18 AM »
#1 on the list is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Re: Jim Carey
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2013, 12:06:06 PM »
Why is everyone talking about Jim Carey so much in this thread?
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« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2013, 12:43:20 PM »
Why is everyone talking about Jim Carey so much in this thread?

Because he cares
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