Nothing to See Here

[AUChizad]

 
https://twitter.com/reubenfoster_FG/status/346431180796723201

@reubenfoster_FG

Surprised my little girl for Father's Day she thought I wasn't coming home and she was sad and look…

Despite getting an Auburn tattoo, followed by the strange, clearly conflicted flip speech in which he said "You know, I gotta do it for family".

Raising two kids right out of high school, starting college, I'm SURE he can afford that crimson Hummer on his own.

[WiregrassTiger]

Despite getting an Auburn tattoo, followed by the strange, clearly conflicted flip speech in which he said "You know, I gotta do it for family".

Raising two kids right out of high school, starting college, I'm SURE he can afford that crimson Hummer on his own.

Didn't he also say it was a "business decision"? If you are implying improper benefits, I think that you should be very careful.

I would think that the Foster family business, which is in a blind trust located in in the Cayman Islands, profits more than enough to pay for a Crimson Hummer. There is nothing unusual about this. Besides, it may be a gift from his uncle who made it big in pharmaceuticals or something.

Your insinuation is racist.

[AUChizad]

It's fucking astonishing to me that Roopstigo bullshit gets picked up by national media, yet time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again stuff like this that is far more incriminating (i.e. actual photos as opposed to fan-fiction from a nobody blogger) is completely ignored.

I'm not saying this is 100% evidence of cheating (although I think that exists for T-Town Menswear), but how is this not worthy of NCAA inquisition, at the very least? Especially when combined with the piles of other similar incidents?

If he had stuck Auburn, this would be on the ESPN CFB home page.

[AUChizad]

It's fucking astonishing to me that Roopstigo bullshit gets picked up by national media, yet time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again stuff like this that is far more incriminating i.e. actual photos as opposed to fan-fiction from a nobody blogger is completely ignored.

Oh yeah, AND I forgot about that one time.

[Snaggletiger]

That Hummer is far more candy-apple red than crimson.  That proves conclusively that there's nothing to see here.  Plus, the compliance department hand delivered a back-dated cease and desist letter....To Whom It May Concern.


Mark Emmert is satisfied with how proactive the UA Athletic Department has been in this matter.  In other news, NCAA Director of Enforcement, Marlin Perkins, is in Auburn this week interviewing Tre Mason about an alleged squirrel abuse incident.

[Buzz Killington]

Anybody knows that you can pick up an H2 for about $50 since Hummer went out of bidness.  Hell, Orgeron got a Hummer, you need a Hummer...tell 'em about it Jojo.

[Godfather]

Playing devils advocate here but we know that is his Hummer because?

[RWS]

Funny, not an eyelash was batted when the picture of Corey Lemonier in a yellow Corvette went public after his commitment.  If standing next to a vehicle means you own it, then Lemonier sure as fuck got a Corvette after he committed.  And I'm going to go stand next to my father-in-law's Ford Raptor when I get done typing this post.

[Kaos]

Funny, not an eyelash was batted when the picture of Corey Lemonier in a yellow Corvette went public after his commitment.  If standing next to a vehicle means you own it, then Lemonier sure as fudge got a Corvette after he committed.  And I'm going to go stand next to my father-in-law's Ford Raptor when I get done typing this post.

You're an idiot. 

He went to visit his girl for father's day.  She met him in the driveway. That's what the pictures show So clearly it makes more sense that he had to walk around some random somebody else's car in his driveway to get to his daughter.  Yeah.  Happens all the time.

[The Prowler]

You're an idiot. 

He went to visit his girl for father's day.  She met him in the driveway. That's what the pictures show So clearly it makes more sense that he had to walk around some random somebody else's car in his driveway to get to his daughter.  Yeah.  Happens all the time.

Well, Foster was diagnosed as being mentally retarded (that's the only way uat was able to get him qualified), so him wondering around to find a nice crimson H2 or H3 to stand beside is possible.