I think you may be gay, putting up a front.
Only explanation for your taste in women.
She's too skinny. She makes the same idiotic face in every single picture -- the one that looks a lot like Mr. Ed or somebody who smells a really bad fart -- and she has no talent whatsoever.
I find her angularly unattractive.
The girl in the Cards jersey is better. Smoother. More womanly shaped.
I see better than this at Target or Lowes pretty much every single day.
I just don't care for this one.