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« on: May 23, 2013, 11:00:32 AM »
The countdown is on.

Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.

Who's moist?
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 11:01:55 AM »
The countdown is on.

Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.

Who's moist?

JJ only black man ever made me moist
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 11:05:52 AM »
I'm gonna try and hold off till SEC Media Days for my pre-ejaculation.   
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 11:07:37 AM »
The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 11:14:34 AM »
The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 11:17:14 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush

Especially if you have a camera.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 11:56:35 AM »
Add to Wes' list.  From Joel Erickson

Auburn's first crop of incoming freshmen has arrived on campus, enrolled and started classes for the summer's May mini-semester.

Seven players -- quarterback Jeremy Johnson, running back Johnathan Ford, defensive tackle Montravius Adams, offensive lineman Deon Mix, cornerback Kamryn Melton, slot receiver Marcus Davis and junior college linebacker Kenny Flowers -- are enrolled at Auburn, a Tigers spokesman confirmed.  For most of the signees, school is still in session. Auburn expects the remaining 13 signees to enroll over the summer.

"Each situation is different," Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn said at a Tiger Trek in Atlanta last week. "We will have some come in early, some come in June, we're still kind of working through that."

Being able to get onto campus allows a player to get a head start on acclimating to classes, plus a month-long head-start on working with strength and conditioning coach Ryan Russell before the summer's second mini-semester starts June 24.  In addition, Auburn's seven May enrollees have a chance to begin summer sessions with the rest of the team and start learning their older teammates.

"Well, I think they've got to get acclimated to class," Malzahn said. "Coach Russell can start working with them, which is very important, learning how to work out, the techniques, and really, getting used to the team. It will be an important time this summer with these new guys coming in."

Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago.  "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"

Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.

He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.

"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 12:03:59 PM »
JJ at 226 is a good sign.  Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 12:06:01 PM »
JJ at 226 is a good sign.  Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.

I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season.  I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 01:00:20 PM »
I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season.  I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.

One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2013, 01:02:17 PM »
One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.

Smokin' Joe would put the hammer down on him with some ribs and stew.  Mmmmmm....
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2013, 04:30:16 PM »
One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.

Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2013, 07:54:02 PM »
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most player...
If I'm there? Death Penalty.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2013, 10:51:30 PM »
If I'm there? Death Penalty.

You gotta stop announcing them!
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2013, 11:35:41 PM »
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature

Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?

FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2013, 09:47:43 AM »


Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago. "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"

Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.

He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.

"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.

And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2013, 09:52:03 AM »
One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.

And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.

I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2013, 10:14:17 AM »
I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2013, 10:20:33 AM »
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.

I think I just popped Rob Chubb
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Re: 100 Days
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2013, 11:13:13 AM »
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature

The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.

If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down.   :facepalm:
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